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Brennan: I got back with an ex 9 TIMES. Kim Chi: Was it the puss-puss? 😹
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people have asked me to wear grownup shoes. you do not overestimate how much i care; you underestimate how much my feet hurt. ( 📸 x sela shiloni)
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chAAAinnnnn walletz. shirts wiv Jack ssSSkellingtin that. bBoney Boney! BOYYyh :D Hau would you like to see! 👀 a INNNNN 🤤🥵flux of customehrs *big breath* SOLELY due to the ssssUDDEN rrRRrRR(😖🥵🥵🫨🤤🤤🤤👅🫦)RApid SUc-- 💦💦💦💦💥💥🤯😵-------cess 😮💨 Of. HAZZBEEN HOE-TELwe're!!!!!BACK !!!!!Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaallll the freaky little "𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖘" who smellllllike 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒐 Baaaaaaags Cummmm Trudging Thru our DOhwrs once more........... """ehdventure Tiiiiime""" ? eKhHhHN HN HMMM~~~ >:]]] 😈🦹🏻♂️ SPENNNNDINNNG TIIIIIME YOU SAUCY MINXXXXAH!
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These two sat next to each other in the college humor office for several years and simultaneously know everything and nothing about each other
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Justice for Rekha Shankar. She should have won
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ally beardsley loves playing weird guys and hot bitches and thank god for that
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the face of a man whose meetings are regularly derailed because people won't stop doing bits
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Zac and Ally are not only united in bestfriendism, they are also united in haterism.
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brennan cannot escape the torture as long as he’s working at dropout. he goes on game changer? has his world shattered. he goes on um actually? the host is actively rooting against him (for fair reason). he runs his own show where he’s the boss? cannot keep his little motherfuckers in line. someone save him.
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love that ally's original plan seemed to be "trick everyone into thinking i am literally brennan lee mulligan," but then as soon as the game started, their strategy immediately changed to "annoy brennan as much as humanly possible by doing a bad brennan impression."
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I don't know what else I expected from an episode with Brennan Lee Mulligan
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Ratfish and thousandairs out this week! How could things get any better. We truely live in the golden age of TV. Sam Reich and Dropout do not miss. I don’t know why there are other shows how could they be better than the dropout lineup.

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the editing on this show makes me actually scream
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