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Dark Tower | The Waste Lands Sentence Meme

❝The lessons which are remembered the longest are always the ones that are self-taught.❞ ❝Pain was a tool, after all.❞ ❝People don’t always slap with their hands.❞ ❝So tell me what’s wrong. Let me try to help.❞ ❝Don’t do that, it’s makin’ me nervous.❞ ❝Oh man, I’m fucked.❞ ❝It was like being on some crazy carnival ride.❞ ❝I hope I never have to do anything like that again.❞ ❝And this time, old friend, it’s you who have been left behind.❞ ❝I’ll show you a wonder of the latter days.❞ ❝It’s time for you to do some talking.❞ ❝It’s the center of the thing.❞ ❝For every thing I do know, there are a hundred things I don’t.❞ ❝Amazing what we remember, isn’t it?❞ ❝I’m sick of hearing about him!❞ ❝That’s the most important part of what really happened.❞ ❝We have come to a stream of blood.❞ ❝Enjoy this dream, and make it go on as long as you can.❞ ❝Sometimes there’s truth in dreams.❞ ❝Whatever you call it, it means landing on your head. ❝The quickest way to learn about a new place is to know what it dreams of.❞ ❝My mother used to say that my mouth had a bad habit of running away with my mind.❞ ❝Let’s go back to what would have happened if you hadn’t messed up ___’s plans.❞ ❝This time-travel business is some confusing shit, isn’t it?❞ ❝I think there’s little danger if we’re quiet.❞ ❝I came really close to putting a bullet in your silly head — what are you doing here?❞ ❝It’ll be like shooting puppies.❞ ❝Let’s just say I disapprove of your teaching techniques.❞ ❝I’d say that what you want doesn’t much matter.❞ ❝Welcome to physics in the nuthouse.❞ ❝Everything in the world is either coming to rest or falling to pieces.❞ ❝If you boys are planning to camp here for the night, you’ll have to do without the pleasure of my company.❞ ❝That’s only half the answer.❞ ❝Now will you stop pressing your luck and get out of here?❞ ❝I think the time is coming when you’ll have to put it to use.❞ ❝Dreams are powerful.❞ ❝I understand that whining and puling won’t solve your problem.❞ ❝Say, this won’t make me sterile, will it?❞ ❝Yeah, put it on a postcard and send it to the fucking Reader’s Digest.❞ ❝Whatever it is, stop running your everlasting mouth.❞ ❝I think you know a secret.❞ ❝You must ask yourselves certain questions.❞ ❝Where’s the fucking door?❞ ❝Snap out of it! What’s wrong with you?❞ ❝I’m scared that this might be hell.❞ ❝Which word is profanity in your language?❞ ❝Hurry is antithetical to my nature.❞ ❝If it had been sharp, I’d probably be dead or in a coma.❞ ❝I want you back the way you were.❞ ❝I’ve got a sprained ankle and you’re hurting it.❞ ❝Maybe we’ll all be able to make some sense then.❞ ❝It seemed like I had to get out or I’d suffocate.❞ ❝I wanted to say I’m sorry about before.❞ ❝I think I’m getting ready to die.❞ ❝Too many voices weigh heavy on a man’s heart.❞ ❝Now if only I knew what it meant.❞ ❝I’m supposed to guide you, that’s all.❞ ❝Did you think you would be any different?❞ ❝Can’t you see you’re forcing him to do it?❞ ❝Without fear, what would we be? Mad dogs with foam on our muzzles and shit drying on our hocks.❞ ❝Are you sure it’s not really haunted?❞ ❝I’ll never leave you again.❞ ❝He’s as healthy as a horse. Looks a little like one, too, as you can see.❞ ❝If I’d known it was one of your close personal friends, I would have dragged out the goddam coffee-cake.❞ ❝I hate it when you start up with your Zen Buddhist shit.❞ ❝This place gives me the creeps.❞ ❝Beauty has always made me foolish.❞ ❝It’s the one thing all those bastards have in common.❞ ❝You’re saying we could never do enough for them, aren’t you?❞ ❝He’s even starting to sound like you.❞ ❝You don’t think I booked this trip with my dad’s travel-agent, do you?❞ ❝We’re running into a whole hurricane of trouble here.❞ ❝Is it another piece of your stupidity?❞ ❝I have this aversion to being stung.❞ ❝They could get excited and blow us all to hell.❞ ❝Old ways are sometimes the best ways.❞ ❝The longer we stand here, the colder his trail gets.❞ ❝I have a feeling we’re never going to see either of them again.❞ ❝They’ve had a lot of time to kill. And they’ve used it to kill each other.❞ ❝Well, you’re stupid, but you ain’t deaf.❞ ❝There are no such things as ghosts.❞ ❝Gods curse my eyes that they should ever have happened on you in the first place.❞ ❝You want to see monsters? Take a good look at each other, then.❞ ❝I want to spend the rest of my life going forward. As long as you’re with me, that is.❞ ❝Only judges can look so smart and so completely pissed off at the same time.❞ ❝We’re going to have a question and answer session here. I’ll ask the questions and you’ll give the answers.❞ ❝I’m… shit, tell the truth and shame the devil. I’m scared to death.❞ ❝If you ever see me again, I’ll be the last thing you ever see.❞ ❝Thieving is ruder than either refusal or interruption.❞ ❝His face looks like somebody run over it with a bulldozer.❞ ❝You will die, though, if you don’t stop lying there and puling in your own blood.❞ ❝That’s not exactly right, maybe, but I reckon it’s close enough for government work.❞ ❝I’m expecting a drastic change in the atmosphere of these environments in the next five minutes or so.❞  ❝Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted.❞ ❝I can call you a stupid, unwise creature whose sense is no more than the sound of a winter wind in a hollow tree.❞

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Review my muse like a product

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Send “Don’t touch her/him” to see my muse’s reaction to your muse defending them against a physical threat

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enemies to lovers but one is injured + sentence starters

“ can you walk? “

“ i’m all right. “

“ you’re bleeding. “

“ lean on me. ” “ for support? “ “ yeah, why else? “

“ i’ll get you out of here. ”

“ are you crazy? i’m not leaving you! “

“ if you die on me, then what's the issue? you either live, or you die. “

“ just trust me, yeah? “

“ i don't need your help. “ “ are you sure? cause it sure does look like it. “

“ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “

“ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “

“ you got shot. there's a bullet in you. i can see it. “ “ i can feel it. “

“ stay with me. don’t close your eyes. “

“ i hate you. oh, i hate you so much right now. “

“ just remove the damn thing. “

“ i’m not a doctor. “

“ it didn't pierce your heart did it? “ “ no, clearly not. “ “that's unfortunate. “

“ you trust me, don't you? “

“ jesus fucking christ, you're annoying. “

“ don't touch me! “ “ how am i supposed to bandage you up if i can't touch you? “

“ don't touch me. “ “ then do it yourself you, egit. “

“ right now, you’re all i have. “

“ you’re going to be okay. we’ll both be. “

“ can you hear me? “

“ i'm scared. “

“ i don't wanna die. “ “ you're not gonna die, you here me? “

“ when have i ever put you in danger? actually, don't answer that. “

“ if i do this, do you promise to stop harassing me? “ “ absolutely not. what kinda sick request is that? “

“ i can’t feel my legs. “

“ can you walk? “ “i’m bleeding. “

“ here, take my gun. “ “ are you crazy? i’ve never used one before! “

“ i can’t get up. you’re gonna have to have to carry me. “

“ come on, i’ll bandage you up. “

“ look, i know we’re not exactly friends, but right now, you're all i got. “

“ you shoot. i distract. “

“ where’s the bullet? hey, i can’t find the bullet! “

“ why are you the one freaking out? i’m the one with a knife in my stomach. “

“ are you squeamish? because it looks like you’re gonna throw up. “

“ you've always impressed me. you're stronger than you look. “

“ you look like shit. “ “ thank you. “

“ here, take my hand. “ “ are you clean? “

“ i'm gonna kill you. “ “ for what, saving your ass? “

“ don't touch me. “ “ okay. shall i leave you here to die, then? “

“ stop it, you're hurting me! “ “ i need to get the knife out. “

“ didn't realize you had it in you. “ “ what? “ “ to care for another person. “

“ trust me, if anybody's going to kill you, it's going to be me. “

“ couldn't just let you die. fair fight and all. “

“ don't remove the knife, or you'll bleed to death. “

“ shut up before i kill you myself. “

“ just wait for me here. “ “ it's not like i can go anywhere. “

“ give me your gun. “ “fuck, no. “

“ why the hell did they stab you? “ “...should i have asked for an explanation? “

“ shut up or i'll give you a real reason to cry. “

“ you owe me. “

“ fuck you, i'm not doing this. “

“ what's wrong with you? you almost got me killed! “

“ yeah, well. perhaps i didn't understand just how much until this very moment. “ “ this is all your fault. “ “ don't act like you're not enjoying yourself. “

“ you're going to kill me, aren't you? “

“ why would you do this? why would you help me? “

“ call it a truce. “

“ why the hell did you stab me? “

“ i don't have anywhere else to go. “

“ i'm glad you're okay. “

“ thank you, for saving my life. “

“ i would have died if it wasn't for you. “

“ you can stay for as long as you need. “

“ we can go back to hating each other tomorrow. “

“ if you need anything, you know where to find me. “

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things my daughter has said - a sentence meme

“I don’t want to love anyone. I just want to love dogs and youtube.” “Look at this bunny! Look how fucking cute it is!” “I have to eat all these cookies. I’m counting to thirty-seven.” “If I was going to kill someone, I would poison them on Taco Tuesday because no one expects tacos.” “Capitalism made the minions.”  “If there’s no chicken nuggets, I don’t want to go.” “I’m not afraid of blood. I see it all the time.” “The floor is fine. I’ll stay here.” “Oh, boy, here comes reality!” “My least favorite piece of clothing is socks. They’re like pants for your feet.” “There’s so many girls…” “If I can’t hug a ghost, what’s the point?” “I’ve only hit a guy once but I could do it again.” “This smells like happiness and ketchup.” “But is Dr. Phil really real?” “I want to be a rock. Rocks get to lie down as much as they want.” “I noticed a strange thing. Mostly when you say ‘maybe’, it’s in a pattern. A pattern of ‘no’.” “I don’t understand but I’m angry about it.” “I’m in love with you because you bring me food.” “I’m going to kill everyone.” “Oh, right in the head!” “The world is going to keep going even if you don’t like it.” “I would go to jail for you.”

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obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

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Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

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PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

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But do you REALLY want the K?

Hey, I like that chivilrousxhybrid post about kisses, but I felt it was missing some Important Smooches and had to fix that. So send me two characters and “I want the K” and I’ll generate a number for them!

1: Passionate Kiss

2: Gentle Peck

3: Firm Kiss

4: Shut-Up Kiss

5: Romantic (Tender) Kiss

6: Teary Kiss

7: Distract-Someone Kiss

8: Kiss in the Rain

9: Underwater Kiss

10: Upside-Down Kiss

11: Goofy Kiss

12: Almost Kiss

13: Hair Kiss

14: Forehead Kiss

15: Eyelid Kiss

16: Nose Kiss

17: Cheek Kiss

18: Jawline Kiss

19: Collarbone Kiss

20: Chest Kiss

21: Stomach Kiss

22: Hipbone Kiss

23: Hand/Wrist Kiss

24: Butterfly Kiss

25: Asker’s Choice (OR pick one from 1-12 and one 13-24)

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Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

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mr. and mrs. smith - sentence meme pt. 1

“I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.” “I never told you, but I was married once before.” “It was just a drunken Vegas thing.” “Oh, that’s better. That’s much better.” “Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet.” “Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart…and that’s saying something.” “Don’t tell me how to handle my wife.” “Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.” “Guess that was just wishful thinking.” “Still alive, baby?” “We have an unusual problem here.” “You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being.” “Dance with me.” “It was just my cover, sweetheart.” “Wait, why do I get the girl gun?” “It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart!” “Hiya, stranger.” “You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn!” “Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!” “If you don’t like them we can take them back.” “You’ll get used to them.” “That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?” “Damn, I wanted him.” “These fuckers get younger every year.” “Any last words?” “The new curtains are hideous.” “I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.” “I have a thoery, newly developed.” “I’m think you killed us.” “Why do you care? I was just a cover.” “Who says you were just a cover?” “Ask us the sex question.” “Oh, look. More desert.” “Web of lies!” “I missed you.” “That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today.” “Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb.” “Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry!” “What’s new?” “My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan.” “Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?” “I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.” “Sweetheart…?” “You want it? It’s yours.” “There’s a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we don’t say to each other.” “Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is…you die.” “Can I have a soda or a juice or…” “Ok, that was a nice shot.” “What? You’re looking for a job or something?” “You are the job.” “They’re bulletproof!” “We’ll talk about this later.” “You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?” “You really expect me to roll over and play dead?” “Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage.” “Come to daddy.” “Who’s your daddy now?” “We should so not be allowed to buy these.” “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?” “Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.” “I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues.” “That’s regrettable but don’t take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part.” “Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.” “Mistake on your part.” “Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map.”

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Send ‘rough touch’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

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SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 

I’LL REPLY WITH 

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

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STAR WARS // BATTLEFRONT: TWILIGHT COMPANY STARTERS PT I

“Battle ain’t started yet, boy” “Well, you’re not fighting clones” “That exciting enough for you?” “Come on. Someone will find them” “Keep piling bodies like this, we’ll have the best vantage point in the city” “You want to tell me where you were?” “We’ve got eight hours before we leave the system” “You have to be a special kind of crazy to jump aboard a sinking ship” “Do I need to care for what’s going on here?” “Fight on my ship, and you’ll be sealed in a maintenance closet until you starve to death” “How old are you?” “Do they think we’re that stupid?” “Quit moaning, it’s already cauterized — you want it to bandage itself, too?” “Glad you’re so loyal to your staff” “They say kidnapping an Imperial is bad luck” “Maybe we do need to stand up for ourselves” “We are all slaves, every one of us, and the Emperor forges stronger chains every year” “I don’t care who hears me” “You have no idea how the Empire really works” “And that’s when you chose to defect?” “But Darth Vader, doesn’t take to rational, reasoned arguments” “Some men delude themselves all their lives” “I know the monster the Empire has grown into. I understand its biology” “I don’t know how to use a blaster” “We all have scars, and we endure them together” “The Empire is a force unprecedented in any age, poised to end history itself. No one should confront it alone” “You know it’s going to get worse” “Any idea who attacked us? You’re the expert…” “What is it with you people and Vader? It can’t be the helmet that scares people” “You don’t think of yourself as one of them, do you?” “Religious orders aren’t my thing” “You and I will achieve great things— I’m certain of that” “Don’t look so pleased with yourself” “Remind you of anything?” “I thought you’d get us all killed” “You don’t want to promise that” “You’ve got a mean streak” “When we’re dead, I’m going to miss these talks” “Wish we’d known what we were dying for, though” “If we maintain the strength of our principles, the rest will follow” “And you’re all broken up about the guy you shot?” “That’s okay, though. We’ve all got our problems” “We protect our own. You understand?” “You’re alive, I knew you were alive” “I warned you that would happen. It always does” “Maybe you should have fought harder” “You can still come back”

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send “…didn’t know where else to go…”

for your muse to show up at my muses doorstep one night during a thunderstorm, shivering, bleeding & soaking wet.

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daisy johnson sentence meme

Quotes from Daisy Johnson / Skye throughout the seasons of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Topics range from vague to specific, feel free to change pronouns and such as needed.

❛ i was your first? that’s sweet. ❜

❛ my lifelong search has led to a single document, redacted. ❜

❛ skipper to bravo, i’ve got eyes on top dog. the eagle is landing on it. ❜

❛ i’m gonna go … play with my phone now. ❜

❛ with great powers comes … a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with ! ❜

❛ this is a bomb. you know what those do. ❜

❛ we’ll keep you safe, your life is in danger. ❜

❛ and then you told him best case scenario was his head blown off. ❜

❛ she said ‘ god is love. ’ it’s simple and a little sappy, but that’s the version i like. god is love. the thing that holds us together. ❜

❛ you’re a hero ! like a for real superhero, which is- i’m not like a groupie stalker type, but … oh my god that is so cool ! ❜

❛ i saw that you were dead. wait, are you still dead? ❜

❛ frack. ❜

❛ you’re the person i go to when things get heavy. ❜

❛ you’re the closest thing i have to family. so i just hoped that deep down you’d feel it too. ❜

❛ kill me already. ❜

❛ something bad happens every time i feel settled somewhere. ❜

❛ usually one person doesn’t have the solution, but one hundred people with one percent of the solution? that’ll get it done. ❜

❛ i think that’s beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle. ❜

❛ i’m gonna beat the screws out of those junkers and the two of us are gonna get the hell out of dodge. ❜

❛ …you made me a sandwich? ❜

❛ you think i can’t find out who you are when you’re online talking about rounding up freaks just because we’re not face-to-face? now we’re face-to-face, and i’m one of the freaks. ❜

❛ guys. high school dropout here. ❜

❛ yay, internet, she said sarcastically. ❜

❛ the world is full of wonders … we can’t explain everything we see. ❜

❛ so what now? there are no more shadows for you to hide in. ❜

❛ something impossible just happened. what are you going to do about it? ❜

❛ i keep my distance because it’s what’s best … for everyone. ❜

❛ he believed in me before i believed in myself. ❜

❛ i read the motivational poster in the bathroom. ❜

❛ i didn’t always have powers, and i did alright. ❜

❛ i like to vet my vengeance demons before i hop in a car with them. ❜

❛ the engine caught fire. how is that not a dangerous problem? ❜

❛ you don’t get to decide who deserves to die. ❜

❛ i don’t want you to die, i want you to suffer. ❜

❛ i knew someone was gonna go. i just didn’t know everyone would. ❜

❛ sometimes the world’s greatest miracles happen by accident. ❜

❛ had to get the band back together. anyone that can fly this thing? ❜

❛ thank you Nerd Herd, i’m going to go call _____. ❜

❛ the letter that looks like new hampshire with legs, that’s ‘d’ right? ❜

❛ i will never forgive him. ❜

❛ you can’t just expect people to go through that kind of change and immediately have a handle on it. ❜

❛ just admit it, you’re afraid of people like me. afraid of our power. ❜

❛ that’s actually kind of smart. ❜

❛ you can’t walk away from this. ❜

❛ i’m not exactly a team player. ❜

❛ and, oh my god, super spy is ticklish. ❜

❛ all this protocol crap doesn’t matter to me. ❜

❛ wish i knew how to use that hate-fu. ❜

❛ she just said more words than i’ve heard her say in a year. ❜

❛ hey, at least you got away from your ex. the guy i had a crush on is now the psycho living in our basement. ❜

❛ try it. let’s see what happens. ❜

❛ i know how hard this is, but you have people who really care about you… who love you very much. ❜

❛ so i guess, there was some good in him all along. ❜

❛ i never thought i’d see you again. ❜

❛ i don’t want to ruin the moment. but i’m gonna have to respond with…g4. ❜

❛ i’m sorry. he wouldn’t have left her for anything. ❜

❛ everyone deserves a chance to be who they are. ❜

❛ i’m gonna throw up. ❜

❛ if we want the truth we have to get it ourselves. ❜

❛ fight back. that’s how you move on ❜

❛ _____, please… i don’t want to lose you. ❜

❛ easy, playboy. ❜

❛ you can’t blame yourself for their lies. ❜

❛ i caused an avalanche. ❜

❛ that’s the best news i’ve heard in weeks. ❜

❛ and me, what i don’t make the list? ❜

❛ maybe she’s just racist. ❜

❛ you see something i don’t? horns? ❜

[whistles] ❛ here, boy. ❜

❛ how about you show me an inkblot and i’ll tell you about my first time? ❜

❛ no, you…you are not cursed. you are not some horrible thing. i know. because you taught me that i wasn’t. ❜

❛ do you have any idea what i can do? ❜

❛ you know, i asked for a mani-pedi. got tortured instead. b-t-dubs, your psycho-prison sucks. ❜

❛ you’re the puppet master, aren’t you? pulling all the strings. ❜

❛ sometimes what people want…isn’t right for them. ❜

❛ if i’m honest, i might enjoy this. ❜

❛ i know this is hard for you to hear, but this is me. ❜

❛ you don’t wanna do this. ❜

❛ do you know who i am? ❜

❛ it can’t be worse than what i’ve imagined. ❜

❛ i’ll be fine. ❜

❛ how are they monitored? … body probes in dark and unpleasant places? ❜

❛ i’m just keeping a promise. ❜

❛ what’d you do? ❜

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