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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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i think there's a non-zero chance that at some point around seasons 1-3 scully fell asleep on the couch watching a history channel documentary about world war ii naval battles only to wake up at 2am to the sound of mulder's voice, panic thinking he broke into her apartment, and then realize he's a guest talking head on some proto-ancient aliens show. and then she mocks him mercilessly about it the next day at work.

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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reid and gideon were fighting for their lives

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hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator

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growing up is realising that spencer reid was always hot

maturing is realising that aaron hotchner was also fine as fuck the whole time

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I find it funny how most of you autistify Will as the picky eater, the one who has an issue with texture, bliblibliblobloblo when Hannibal is canon this. Like no, okay, OPEN YOUR EYES, hannibal is the literal picky eater, tons of special interests, obsessed about extremely specific things, goes on and on and on about his hyperfixations, most likely has a problem with texture because why else would he be so picky about his clothes and the quality of them, the lightening in his house and office are always dim and moody. please okay. Will is like "I'll eat whatever, even rocks" he's a dog, he is freakish about some things but come ONNNNN, hannibal wins the tism on this one

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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“I have to eat him” or you could talk??? like rational adults??? there’s at least 5 different ways to solve your issues before jumping straight to eating him bud

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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NO heterosexual explanation for why JJ hallucinated emily in episode 200 that was the gayest thing ive ever seen. husband and child be damned that woman is GAY

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.