dumbasswhatever
dumbasswhatever
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hey gamers im 25 billion years old. any nsfw jokes are tagged nsft and nsfw mention but there shouldnt be anything too spicy, and feel free to ask if theres anything else you want me to tag
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dumbasswhatever ยท 11 hours ago
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Pajama shorts are backwards also
Both my pajama shorts and my underwear r on inside out
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dumbasswhatever ยท 11 hours ago
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Both my pajama shorts and my underwear r on inside out
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dumbasswhatever ยท 14 hours ago
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remember when komi-san fans tried to convince people that it was a really really good accurate depiction of anxiety
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dumbasswhatever ยท 16 hours ago
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Ten thirty pm currently would kill anyone for a frozen baja blast
In bed at five am craving beef jerky more than anything
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dumbasswhatever ยท 1 day ago
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In bed at five am craving beef jerky more than anything
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dumbasswhatever ยท 2 days ago
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you hate alice . No i dont. yeah . u despise her u complain constantly about how vapid and annoying she is. You hate her. it's pitiful , how u wont stop making fun of her stupid little podcast. Let Her Have The Podcast. i don't know what ur talking about. U hate listen. To her podcast. wait.... what???? and u made a swear on our lives not to tell anyone. Jordan is that true??? i like your podcast alice :) what is ur podcast about ? hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend . (jordan groans) Did you just.... Groan??? no. when i said "hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend" ๐Ÿ™„ oh my god LIKE THAT. LIKE thAT Fuck! YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN. NO I DIDNT. First of all, A PODCAST TAKES A LOT OF WORK OK . you have to organize the guests u have to do a google calendar and and and you Build a following IT TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME .AND IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A WHILE OKAY . and then... let me say THAT NOBODYLIKESYOU. OKAY. NOOOOOOOOOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU do you know when ur drunk and u cry to me "Ohhhh im afraid nobody likes me coz im mean and a bitch and i suck!" well you do OKAY you fucking Suckk and i only hang out with u out of pity and the suffocating weight of our shared history And That is all... ANDDDDD youre just sooooo in love with your RAGS to riches narrative like ur the only fucking person in the world who didnt come from money , You know what??? Ur parents. are Upper. Middle. Class. no theyre not. jordan.... they are. They teach. at a university. it's public . Oh... my god OH MY GOD i mean. no wonder sophie od'd... Who could date a fucking Spreadsheet with a superiority complex . its like. you're such a BI- (GUNSHOT) OWW. What the fuck??? what the Fuck jordan??? oh my god ARE U SERIOUS?? Did u just fuckinf shoot me??? No. U FUCKJGN SHOT MEEE . WITH A GUNNNNN!!!!! No i didnt shoot u :( YOU FUCKING MURDERED THEM U FREAK . UR THE MURDERERRRRRRRR I KNEW JT I KNEW IT . YOURESUCH A BITCH UR SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt murder anybody:( YES YOU DID. JORDAN put the gun down IVE NEVER BEEN SHOT BEFOREEEEE IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS
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dumbasswhatever ยท 3 days ago
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Genuinely astounding how bad and dumb the character designs in "mobius: 25 years later" are
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[Image ID: Nine heart suit playing cards placed in a 3x3 grid. The photos show a progression of the cards being flipped to reveal a painting of Kris from Deltarune over a black background with diamonds throughout. Their light and dark world counterparts are shown from the waist up and flipped horizontally from each other - similar to how king, queen, and jack cards are often designed. There is a red, diagonal line separating them, and both are followed by the soul heart. End ID]
this is both the most fun I've had and the most satisfied I've been with a project in a while (needs a few touchups and another layer of modpodge, but let's ignore that)
some progress shots under the cut
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dumbasswhatever ยท 4 days ago
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[Image ID: Nine heart suit playing cards placed in a 3x3 grid. The photos show a progression of the cards being flipped to reveal a painting of Kris from Deltarune over a black background with diamonds throughout. Their light and dark world counterparts are shown from the waist up and flipped horizontally from each other - similar to how king, queen, and jack cards are often designed. There is a red, diagonal line separating them, and both are followed by the soul heart. End ID]
this is both the most fun I've had and the most satisfied I've been with a project in a while (needs a few touchups and another layer of modpodge, but let's ignore that)
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dumbasswhatever ยท 5 days ago
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I took it to see if it would help with my migraine pain but then I immediately fell asleep instead #oops
Babies first quarter of a gummy
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dumbasswhatever ยท 5 days ago
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What if YOU got sonic x shadow generations but YOUR BODY said ow ow ow ow ow can't do anything
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dumbasswhatever ยท 6 days ago
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Babies first quarter of a gummy
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Collecting some very important comic shadows
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dumbasswhatever ยท 6 days ago
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Enjoying some "fun in the sun."
- Shadow, The Ultimate Lifeform
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dumbasswhatever ยท 6 days ago
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Soos didn't know shit about Stan's twin trauma he just saw stan mourning a wax sculpture of himself and said no WE'RE mourning a wax sculpture of you
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