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#Adding this to my repritoire of my annoying cat jokes#it's important to have these if u ever play a catboy in any video game
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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice
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half of the arguments on this website are like this
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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

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getting my hitbox surgically removed tomorrow
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minor tumblr user's carrd: over 25 dni!!
25 year old who was going to prey on this minor: oh damn 😔 here I was planning to groom them but i can't because of their dni 😔 what a shame 😔😔😔😔😔
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
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Im always so delighted to remember that the blue meth in breaking bad was rock candy and the cast would constantly snack on it. It makes me want a show that uses breaking bad's insanely well crafted cinematography and wonderful writing but it's about an old witch and her young transgender apprentice opening a candy shop in a small village in the alps
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when u are suppose to get things done but... the migranes....
#I took medicine and it kinda helped??#Maybe?#But now I'm using every ounce of energy to stay awake :')
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