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post graduation au where hopper and briar finally manage to convince cupid to shoot her shot and cupid finally says fucking sure why the hell not because (1) she's very drunk (the three of them are very drunk) and (2) they're graduated now and she doesn't have to deal with the embarassment of possible rejection unlike when they were still in school and she saw the both of them everyday. so she adds dexter, raven and herself in a groupchat (and briar and hopper for support) and texts: "are you guys looking for a third? 🫣" and goes from 'legally-not-allowed-to-fly drunk' to stone cold sober when dexter and raven start a call in the groupchat

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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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i fully belive that maddie and the other wonderlandians throw parties atleast once a month to not loose their spirits to exams and student life, i am also fully convinced that it's maddie throwing this partiers in either the tea shop or her room. That doesn't mean that her parties are small, no no, i think she gets up to some dimensional space bending in that thing.

Like fully off of the laws of reality, liquids falling up, non-threedimensional furniture, falling through chairs because your atoms aligned perfectly and you fell through, odd creatures, higher dimension food. I'm talking full on existential horrors in that thing and maddie's just like

"sorry for the bore, this week i couldn't prepare much, time was running out of me or running from me? or me running from time? anyways enjoy"

I can't fully descrive it but like you walk in there and you have equal chances of withnessing your death or of contorting into a washing machine cause you stepped on the wrong thirty-forth of the room

ya wanna catch my drift? watch this video:

that's exactly what i think it's like

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

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Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

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live, laugh, love, sexually harass Dr. Robert Chase😍😍🫶😏😏😏😏🥰🥰😼😼😼😼💕💕💕💕💦💦😘👅👅👅👅

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things i will never stop drawing: lizzie with heart shaped buns *v*

i needed to draw some cute winter themed lizzie and duchess!! cute roommates fairy ready for the cold ‘v’

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You know, I was rewatching true hearts day after years and...

And I realize (After the moment Ashlynn and Hunter tell everyone about their secret relationship), just when Blondie starts talking to the camera, in the background we can see reactions towards the news.

The royals

Briar, Daring and Hopper on their hater era loool.

(Daring looks offended, flabbergasted, the prince was too stunt to speak)

I wonder who's the person Briar is texting? Apple? Some of the other royals? She looks so angry. And Hopper, well, he's there, judging 🧐

The rebels

My- MY BABIES.

This honestly was such a sweet detail, they look so happy, Maddie and Raven have their hopeless romantic side, I just know it.

Just think is a sweet moment, that's it c:

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@ilikeloons

I do hope someone makes one since this is a genius idea but I don't think I'll ever finish this sketch lol - was a very fun use of 50 minutes tho!

Wow i really didnt stick to the reference oops. Looking at the photos now I think it would look more hydra-ish if I used their actual anatomy haha.