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yt comments on songs from the 60s/70s/80s are always one of 6 things:

now this is what i call music. not like the garbage of today

this was my husband john's favorite song. he used to put it on in the car with the windows rolled down. he died of a terminal and ravaging blood cancer that traumatized our entire family.

anyone still listening in [current year]?

anyone here from [irrelevant show or movie]?

i love the beatles so much and i'm only 12 years old (cue replies from old people: right young man! someone raised you right! well said!, etc)

JESUS LOVES YOU PSALMS 46:10 AMEN

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looking at chronic pain/illness scales i always get a little stumped on "it stops me from doing work/daily activities" as a descriptor because what if i'm just a wimp who cant handle a 2 yknow. what if i'm just a baby who doesnt know true pain.

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

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i swear my consequences dont even have actions

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

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how about you stop talking about girl math and girl dinner and start talking about girls kissing and girl love.

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woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

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i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

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sorry to say this but this "bisexual women who date men are not queer enough" narrative is getting really fucking old, alright? I don't give a flying shit about Jojo Siwa and Billie Eilish however the fuck you spell her name but i don't want to hear another single person saying "can't believe they started dating men!!! it's pride month!!" cause god forbid a queer woman falls in love! oh the outrage!!! fuck YOU "but it's just a joke" I DON'T CARE! what's the fucking punchline??? bisexuals are only queer when they're in queer relationships?? they should always be in a queer relationship at least one month a year??? what the fuck bullshit point are you trying to make. I'm so tired of this, y'all aren't funny. bisexuals are bisexual every second of every day of their fucking life and who they're in a relationship with has nothing to do with it. we are queer enough and we always have been, if you disagree with me you can fucking block me also eat shit and actually i take it back I'm not fucking sorry

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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who up etting their ceteras

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I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol

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a kiss for mama

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who is this