dumbdumbdumbboy

[dumbdumbdumbboy]

Boyfriend’s so old he doesn’t even think twice about handing me his phone—social networks privacy isn't a concept in his silly mind. He’s just like “here you go”. And I’ll pretend I’m checking the weather or something… but really I’m just scrolling through his messages, making sure I’m the only one he texts! ♡

Need a boyfriend so old he doesn't really know how to use his phone so I need to teach him how to text me

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i dont like sex unless im a little scared about it. luckily im scared of everything in the world all the time

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Just how daddy taught me!

Son who waits for his drunken dad to fall asleep to fuck him and dad who wakes up with his cock buried inside his now sleeping sons cunt, dripping his old man’s cum when he pulls out

Dad who panics and can’t remember anything and starts sobbing out apologies to his kid, and kid who now has dad wrapped around his finger

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i want my outfits picked out for me i want to be allowed to pick out one toy when we go to the dollar store if ive been good i want my tongue washed w soap when i have a potty mouth i want my mary janes lovingly unbuckled n placed side by side by dads way bigger shoes i want carried into the house when i fall asleep in the car i want i want i want

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what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me

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grumpy fussy kid that doesn’t want a kiss 🤝 dad that doesn’t care, will grip their cheeks in his hand and squish their lips and force them to pucker up

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dada teaching me a fun n silly game called “puppies” where i pretend to be a doggy n wag my tail against the hard thing in daddy’s pants while they hump against me n tell me to bark like a good lil pup

[dumbdumbdumbboy]

Need a boyfriend so old he doesn't really know how to use his phone so I need to teach him how to text me

[dumbdumbdumbboy]

Got a DM, answered it, took a nap and when I got back they already deactivated... Bleh

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Dada watching m drool at him cause he’s so pwetty >_<

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gripping your face and making you look at me, at the crazed look in my eye as I force another kiss to your lips and say "just call me dad. you can call me dad. it's okay to call me that." over and over

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you do something by yourself or want to do something by yourself and dad just pouts and says "Awww, you're so big now... You don't need me anymore?", whining about it for an hour after.

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They should invent a man that likes annoying stupid autistic faggots that are bad at everything

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i think im too old to be taken advantage of by an older man :(((

[dumbdumbdumbboy]

Did I ever said my height? I'm 1,74!

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Of course I love tall older men like everyone else but I have a fixation for short older men

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need an older man to love bomb me dms r open guys 😇