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Something about the pacing and editing of this bit when he just kept saying 3 really scratched my brain

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It's so obnoxious that every time a really strange looking animal goes viral the comments are flooded with people who suspect it's a space alien, a genetic experiment, a mutation or a hoax all before they ever suspect that maybe there are more animals in the world than the 5 kinds they can name

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Tumblr users will make fun of people who get their politics from posts, while having politics based on screenshots of posts with commentary.

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Been watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself on Netflix this week. It's a fascinating show, and easy to digest as background noise while working.

Kevin Can Fuck Himself is a serious drama sendup of the classic sitcom dynamic. It's two different shows mashed into one another.

The show's front is your typical Manchild Husband sitcom about a man named Kevin McRoberts. Every episode, he has a new wacky shenanigan to drag his wife and neighbors into, which usually blows up in his face spectacularly.

But Kevin is not the show's main character. Whenever he's onscreen, the show is lit and shot in sitcom fashion, with laugh track and applause and musical cues and all that jazz. The universe revolves around him and responds as sitcoms do to his every whim.

But this show is actually about his wife Allison. And whenever she's away from Kevin, the show changes genres to a serious drama piece. It's a show about the emotional and financial abuse of being tied down to the role of the Manchild Husband's "Nagging Wife", and more broadly the effects that his Comedic Sociopathy have on the put-upon supporting cast around him as well.

It's the story of a woman's quest to finally escape from the cage that her marriage to an impulsive, inconsiderate, and entirely self-centered piece of shit has trapped her in.

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Every time I see Jiji standing next to an adult I'm just like, the fuck did yer parents feed you? Why are you massive?

Fucking tall ass teenager.

Especially Jiji standing next to his parents. Where the fuck did that height come from? Big ass fucking teenager.

[id: A crop of a panel from the comic Dandadan. In a hospital hallway the character Jiji is hugged by both of his much shorter parents. He cries in relief that they're ok. /end id]

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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

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listen buddy you might think the current capitalist system is drenched with blood and leading the world to an unfathomable collapse but have you considered that i, the humble fandom blogger who got their worldview from hunger games and doctor who, think youre wrong and stupid?

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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Never let them know your next move!

Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams' audition on Australia's Got Talent 2019 until the end!

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Porn gets banned on major internet space -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and investors -> investors want porn gone because you can't advertise Better Help next to hq art of the scout from team fortress 2 getting backshots -> porn gets banned there -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and-

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Daily Mirror, England, January 31, 1923  Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved. 

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I’m so glad most people on this website seem to have correct surprisingness of walrus opinions

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