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The cost of living crisis is hitting all of us hard, so I thought I might put together a list of tips for getting through it!

Live under an opera house to reduce rent!

Terrorise the owners into giving you 20,000 francs a month for no good reason, this should help you support yourself financially.

If all else fails, try convincing a young woman you're an angel come to teach her to sing, and eventually kidnap her. Sharing costs with someone else will make the burden easier for both of you.

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1990 Phantom of the Opera!

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The chandelier rises one last time.

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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

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we’re all about to lose our minds

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if i was bella and edward was pissing me off i'd simply create a close friends list on instagram that consisted solely of him, google image search "palace interior, volterra" save whichever's the fanciest, edit the text "dinner with the volturi. thank you for the invitation" over the top, click post and then turn off my phone

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Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨

Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet

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Whittling? What do you make?

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I love how they just gave up on Loki being a prisoner they're using. like no he works here now he's on payroll he chips in on group lottery cards I got him for office secret santa. he's so funny when we all stand around the water cooler

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LOKI — 02x02 “Breaking Brad”

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

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“I came to undo the mistake I made all those years ago.”

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Wanted to experiment with time jump and aging in a comic format. I haven’t explored all the companions’ stories yet so please excuse me for any inaccurate depiction!

Aesthetics are all over the place too because I was trying a bunch of different styles at the same time lmao

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HOTD Beach AU

Alicent and her family have arrived at the beach. They realize after the two hour trip they have forgotten Daeron at home. They are not going back.

Rhaenyra has arrived with her family, the only food they have brought is a bag of cheetos.

Rhaenys has her granddaughters sorted already, only sunscreen left!

Daemon is moping in the ocean meanwhile.

Viserys and his least favourite daughter are having creative diferences about the sand Valyrian model. She wants to put pink seashells, he refuses. Alicent ends up scolding him.

The kids find out someone has finished all the ice-cream. Lucerys has been crying for half an hour. It was Daemon.

Helaena has found a crab she calls Herbert, no one wants to get near her. Aegon has passed out, being buried in sand as a punishment.

Rhaenyra has promised Aegon a beer if he distracts everyone while she flirts with Daemon. Viserys feels something is not right but can't figure out what. Jacaerys is just happy to be included.

The day at the beach was a success!!! No one was seriously harmed and everyone had fun.

Truly a first for the Targaryen family! ❤️

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Texts From Superheroes

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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Art by Ise Ananphada

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TROLLHUNTERS SEASON 1 IS FUCKING GOLD

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will asked "is hannibal.. in love with me??" and bedelia du FUCKING maurier said "could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you? yes. but do you... ache for him?" on national television in 2015 and long story short queerbaiting died on impact bc how do you queerbait after THAT