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Mark Vomit (2020)

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No fucking way

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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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So I’ve been waking up and falling back asleep for a bit, and I has a dream that involved the google takeout process and it’s so complex and made me so mad that I was able fully wake up

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Something's wrong with Jovial ...

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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Este vídeo es importante:

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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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i like how majority of the horses have front facing eyes, implying that they are predatory (save for Downtown Skybox for some reason). i mentioned it on a call with my bf and we brainstormed a brief horror AU, basically where the broadcasts i mentioned in the previous post is just a cover-up for what's actually going on in the races, and the fruits and veggies the horses are aiming for are actually people, and the horses are navigating the maze in order to hunt them down in a race for fresh meat. that would imply that in said AU, jovial merryment would be the most bloodthirsty out of all of them.

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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We just knew.