dumbitch20
dumbitch20
dumb bitch
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i never know what i'm doing || any pronouns || bi, ace, poli || 22
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dumbitch20 · 2 hours ago
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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨
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dumbitch20 · 2 days ago
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I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.
Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.
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dumbitch20 · 2 days ago
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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dumbitch20 · 2 days ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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dumbitch20 · 2 days ago
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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
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dumbitch20 · 3 days ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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dumbitch20 · 3 days ago
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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
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dumbitch20 · 4 days ago
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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dumbitch20 · 4 days ago
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dumbitch20 · 7 days ago
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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dumbitch20 · 7 days ago
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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.
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dumbitch20 · 9 days ago
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dumbitch20 · 13 days ago
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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet
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dumbitch20 · 14 days ago
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tried to recreate the httyd end credits artstyle bc I really like it! I lowkey gave up on snotlout though haha
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dumbitch20 · 15 days ago
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dragon posting again
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dumbitch20 · 15 days ago
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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.
her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.
icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.
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