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Nick (hot dog eyes vr.) has that dog in him (and it broke him)
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It adds up, it's in a Belle and Sebastian song.
What's the meaning of bdsm?
Bible Discussion & Study Meeting
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A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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That's not fair, I'm directionally challenged
Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>
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why is tom jones and the cardigans' cover of burning down the house actually so good. and how is that a real sentence you can even say
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@razorsharpwilt never taken personally, though I often think of you!

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Academic hills I will die on:
-Land-use history didn’t begin with European colonization and if, like me, your research focuses on post-settlement land use it’s important to acknowledge that fact.
-The great American wilderness is a grossly inaccurate colonialist fantasy.
-Human influence, specifically that of indigenous people, is all over the ecology of what is currently called America.
-Human interaction with other organisms is not inherently negative because it’s “unnatural.” We’re all family whether we want to admit it or not.
-Human/Nature dualism is awful and wrong.
-Environmentalism that focuses on “humans are bad” and verges on some Catholic-style “fallen man” ideology is also awful.
-Environmentalism that uses this mentality to reproduce colonialism by supposedly protecting nature from indigenous land management needs to stop.
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warlock patron idea: it’s literally just the dm. the dm as a person is your warlock’s patron.
bonus points if your character knows that they’re just like. a regular person. but also somehow gives them magic powers? for any cool warlock shit you have to appeal directly to the dm but in character which is unreasonably meta but i love the idea of a warlock just kind of being like “for the love of fuck jeff can i PLEASE have my spell slots back”
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Reverse Tokoyami AU
look. LOOK. I know this is weird, and too much and cursed and I KNOW! but i started it ages ago and I had to finish it and maybe i just like drawing birds and got carried away, so, well, it exists now, so there. it’s Tokoyami’s nightmare. that’s the narrative.
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When life gives you too many frogs…
Photos by Mochi
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