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you take the man out of the city, not the city out the man

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"why when you put your phones up is it all blue... is it the new phone, things. will mine be blue too?" gee i love you

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amazing seattle washington sunset. im hanging with my friend mikey way while he gets kidnapped with a bag over his head and his brother gets fuckinh murked by a clown. totally back in love

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Fun fact! Did you know that if you don't move around enough with chronic pain, that it will hurt just as bad if you move around too much?! So no matter what you do, there is only

pain˚✧ ﾟ.

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“my daughter is fine!!”

your son heard about fat hairy trans men and got so horny he nearly passed out

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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feeling extra soft right now .. wanna have soft sex with another tboy almost lazily where we’re just murmuring to each other and planning our next date together until I’m whimpering he’s whimpering and we’re just spent on each other

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Credits: Moakley

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gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

pipeline punch monster

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day 1368

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i'm a good boy because i'm not biting people who really deserve to be bitten and i'm not causing problems when i deserve to be causing problems and

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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Friendly psa that if your disability is visible thanks to aids/devices, that does make you visibly disabled, but you'll probably have different experiences to people who look physically different, and that's okay. Different experiences are cool and it's not cool to talk over each other/diminish others' experiences, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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