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I think it's chocolate chip cookie dough. But dirt is way funnier.

Incorrect quotes YIPEEEE

time to disappear for an another two months  😎

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on hiatus.

ran outta ideas basically. Will be on hiatus for now.

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Basil: Hey, Hero? Hero: Yes Basil? Basil: Does God hate you if you're gay? Hero: Of course not. Basil: Oh... so that's not it...

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Kel: Hey Sunny, where’ya going? Sunny: When I die, probably hell, but right now the bathroom.

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Basil: I’d do anything for you! Sunny: Aww, that’s sweet- Basil: I’d hang Mari for you. Sunny: But- Basil: I hung Mari. Sunny: See, that doesn’t really help me, now does it?

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Sunny: Can I ask a favor? Basil: I would literally die for you, but continue. Sunny: We've gotta talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Sunny: What is it? You look… peculiar. Hero: There’s a question I want to ask you. About Mari. Sunny: Excellent. You wait here, I’ll go to my room, shut the door. As soon as you’re absolutely certain I can’t hear you, ask away. Sunny: *Leaves*

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Sunny: You know, your outfit makes you look a little bit gay. Basil: And yours makes you look a little bit cute.

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Hero: You’ve only got one body. You should take care of it. Aubrey: If I’ve only got one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged. Hero: ... Aubrey: Get my money’s worth.

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Sunny: we as a society should go back to playing neko atsume

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Basil: A guy should mess up your lipstick, not your mascara. Aubrey: Mess up my lipstick and people will watch your body get scooped out of a river on the news.

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Kel: tbh I've never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666. Kel: like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that? nah man I'm out Aubrey: damn an whats the numbers on the front

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Definitely didn't lose internet access for like 10 days and ran my queue dry in the meantime haha nope. ... sorry for the lack of posts.

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Basil: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Aubrey: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

Kel: As a boy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

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Sunny: might i imbue you with years of queer wisdom? Aubrey: please do Sunny: try… Aubrey: try? Sunny: harder… Aubrey: yes? Sunny: not to be a dick

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Sunny: Sorry I’m late, I overslept. Basil: Sunny, I love you, but it’s 4:30 in the afternoon.

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Sunny: Please peer pressure me into finishing my summer homework. Aubrey: Finish it or you’re straight. Sunny: I said peer pressure, not threaten.