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*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to

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(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

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This is cinema actually

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mr sandman

man me a sand

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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The biomechanics of digging illustrating muscle loads

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WARNING 18+

19

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forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

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Bracket:

Round 1 Fights:

Silius Italicus vs. Mummius

Rubellius Plautus vs. Maximinus Thrax

Lalagus vs. Bibulus

Socrates Scholasticus vs. Lesbianus

Round 2 Fights:

Glycerius vs. Fulvius Flaccus

Scipio Asina vs. Livius Salinator

Cocceius Firmus vs. Marcus Lolius

Hilarius vs. Pupienus Maximus

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