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jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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dune is so funny it literally opens like

CHAPTER 1

“It sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,” young Paul Atreides said to himself. “For me. Moral complexity is such a burden.”

CHAPTER 2

“Heard any good slurs for poor people lately?” asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.

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Spotted in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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I've seen this reposted on here a million times but didn't want to declare one that wasn't the original to be a heritage post, so. I did a reverse image search and the oldest instance I can find is from Andy Winegarner on twitter, although his wording seems to me to imply that he found the meme somewhere else. At any rate, the meme itself is without hesitation a Dune Heritage Post, wherever and whoever it may be from.

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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official boob post

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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Hard to explain but some of the best GEOD art is when Leto’s head kinda looks like a clit.

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Trivia night anon here. I managed to pull through with the Dune trivia section without anyone knowing the wiser as to my true scope of knowledge (I think). I didn’t win the title of Trivia Tyrant, but that was for the unrelated reason of not knowing who Keith Haring was. I still have no fucking idea how Sting wearing an iron speedo fits into any of this, but you helped me out big time, so thanks a whole bunch for that. Not to sound like a Redditor, but may the light of the God-Emperor guide you and your crusade.

I’m glad it went well and I’m glad I could help! Although, I think you’re thinking of a different God Emperor.

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Problem #1: I have never read Frank Herbert’s Dune, or watched any film adaptation of it, for that matter. The only four pieces of context I have for its existence are a Fatboy Slim lyric, the “I must not fear” thing, an inexplicably haunting JPEG of Sting of The Police fame wearing some kind of metal speedo, and this very blog, which I’ve just discovered today.

Problem #2: Trivia night for a Discord server I’m in is coming up at the end of the month, and I know for a fact that one of the categories is specifically trivia about Dune. (I think everybody else assumes that, since I know things about WH40K, I must know things about Dune, because, last time I checked, it was some sort of weird quasi-religious political sci-fi thing, but the key difference is that I’m 99% sure that Kharn the Betrayer, the Traitor Primarch Angron, or any other Khornate figures of note don’t show up in this story.)

Solution For Both Problems: I am going to memorize your entire blog, hoping and praying that the contextless Dune posts made by people who know more with me about space nuns and worms and Sting and such will correspond to at least some of the Dune-themed questions I’m going to be braving in my battle for the title of Trivia Tyrant. A “good luck and godspeed” would be appreciated, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to.

Good luck! And as Paul Atreides would say, may the force be with you!

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bartender: what’ll it be sir

me: uh kmac dune tits out

bartender:

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star wars fans: arguing about the last jedi, harassing actors, endless discourse 

dune fans: restoring their local wetland 

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here’s my proposal for “dune but it has the storyline of a horsegirl movie but the horses are giant worms” 

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this tweet is killing me and i don't even watch that show