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Pretty sure those are names for different weed strains

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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The cruelty of racist white men.

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80% of Rom-Com conflict could be solved by polyamory.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but...

Chugging half a la Croix to produce a burp so loud it wakes the dead or dying and annoy your partner is PEAK dopamine

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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