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“listen to me. listen to me. i am a bard. my entire trade has to do with words. you, through your sheer and utter idiocy, have just rendered me speechless. do you understand how much of an accomplishment that is???” 

— the bard to an unfortunate npc, who was [in the bard’s defence] admittedly being quite stupid

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This might be controversial but I believe that as a DM you should never kill your players. Whether it's "bad luck" or "a long series of bad decisions," it causes a lot of unnecessary hardship all around.

Instead, you should kill their characters.

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I am so entertained...

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I was wrong >.>; I couldn't take them!

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Sleep

1st level enchantment

Bard, Sorcerer, Wizard

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Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving

But I think it builds character.

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That's what your hit dice are there for!

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“You bitch-slapped him so hard he gained a hit point!”

- Me the DM, after one of my players slapped an unconscious, 0hp NPC, and rolled a nat 20 on a “fuck it why not” check, so he woke up.

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“Hi, we’re the Civic-Minded Five and we’ll be rescuing you today.”

“We really need to stop calling our party that.”

“It’s only a placeholder till we can think of a real one.”

“Not if we say it often enough.”

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Sometimes you need to go looking for your next game

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It's probably fine

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Context: The party has run across a new NPC in the Underdark, and are negotiating whether or not it’s a good idea to travel together.

Paladin: Before you decide if you’re staying with us, you should know: we have had a disagreement with a Drow priestess. She might be following us.

NPC: …And by “disagreement” you mean-?

Wizard: Paladin dropkicked her apprentice off a bridge.

Paladin: (irritated) She was dead before I pushed her over, that was just getting rid of the body.

Wizard: I PROMISE you are the only one that cares about that distinction.

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Our latest battle map just went up! Welcome to the Sailing Chef, a sailing ship combined with a luxurious restaurant. How would such a ship fare in the oceans of your world?

Downloads : The Sailing Chef Ship Battle Map

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“I am maturely 21, but socially, I am babie.”

- Christie, a lovely high elf explaining how elf ages work.

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DM: DnD stands for Do not Die.

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love being a DM and watching something new and all I can think is "how can i apply this to my campaign"

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PC: Ever seen a girl with pencils in her hair?? Like that