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Ooh, prizes... Now you’re talking. What’s in it for me?

He raises an eyebrow and flashes a mischievous smile.

What — I got the amazing bargaining skills from you! ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

dungfongzizyu:

Wha — Hey! No pinching! How am I going to focus on, like, dazzling you?

He rubs them dramatically.

Whatever… I’m pretty sure that I can deliver. Who else has your high standards? Taiwan should, at least!

I am sure you will find a way regardless. That is your speciality.

I have high standards for all of my brothers and sisters — you should know that by now. But if it will make you feel better, I could reach out to them… and put some kind of prize at stake.

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glacierprincess 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

Cold enough for you up there? I hope that my weather is at least, like, somewhat charming. ・x・

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quietlotusflower 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

(｀∇´) You’re older than me, right? Which means I get a red envelope from you right?

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@landofblueskies 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

Want to prank the Mainland together? o(｀ω´ )o

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[短信: ICEE] Read 12:04 PM. 

He waits a full five minutes before typing again.

[短信: ICEE] i’m going to screenshot that pun and send it to your gf

dungfongzizyu:

[短信: ICEE] you’re not the boss of me ٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و

[Text]: aren’t you the least bit SARry

[Text]: god

[Text]: never doing that again, that was awful.

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[短信: ICEE] you’re not the boss of me ٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و

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[Text]: Don’t call me icee

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dopeopleevenread 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

(੭ ᐕ)੭ I swear I’m being good and upholding your, like, stately reputation and stuff!

Narrator: But he was not.

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Wha — Hey! No pinching! How am I going to focus on, like, dazzling you?

He rubs them dramatically.

Whatever... I’m pretty sure that I can deliver. Who else has your high standards? Taiwan should, at least!

dungfongzizyu:

Oh. So, like, still the favourite? You think South Korea is younger than me? I can’t wait to hear you tell him that.

You can still count on me, though. ヽ(^o^)丿 Prepare to be wowed and stuff, 大姐！

Do not let me down, 弟弟。And, no — your brother is definitely older than you. And more respectful. You still have a lot to learn.

「 She reaches out to pinch his cheek. He may be an annoying Special Administrative Region, but at least he was her Special Administrative Region. 」

Wowed it is. I will set my bar no lower.

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bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

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zhunihaoyun 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

(*•̀ᴗ•́*) I’m guessing you found the surprise I left for you, 大哥.

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Oh. So, like, still the favourite? You think South Korea is younger than me? I can’t wait to hear you tell him that.

You can still count on me, though. ヽ(^o^)丿 Prepare to be wowed and stuff, 大姐！

dungfongzizyu:

Ma’am yes ma’am! I always give the best firework show every year, la — are you doubting me?

Like, I know I’m the youngest, but, like, I know I’m easily the favourite. ╰(*´︶`*)╯

Doubt? No, never. So long as you do not disappoint! There is always much at stake here. You know how many tourists come. And I may open it up …

「 All in jest, of course. She knew Hong Kong was a hard worker - but times like these may have made her a bit more stressed than usual. Nevertheless, she plays along. 」

I can only confirm one of those statements, and you are aware of which one!

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Ma’am yes ma’am! I always give the best firework show every year, la — are you doubting me?

Like, I know I’m the youngest, but, like, I know I’m easily the favourite. ╰(*´︶`*)╯

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Did I wake you up from your nap, 大姐？ヾ(^ ^ゞ

Very funny, 小春。

「 Yes, even old ladies needed naps sometimes! 」

One must wake early in order to prepare for the Lunar New Year. I trust you are not leaving everything to the last minute?

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@springswallow 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

Did I wake you up from your nap, 大姐？ヾ(^ ^ゞ

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missalpinerose 已開始追蹤 dungfongzizyu

~ヾ(• •)

Lots of new visitors today. What brings you to the city?

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chuantiandehua:

Are you jealous? 

Hehe, no need to be! It was when you stopped answering your phone and didn’t wanna go play DDR with me so~!

當人！I’m the one who has to have, like, the latest scoop on your life! I can’t believe you’d just — cast me away like that — !

And, like, Teacher! Of all people! ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

The poor boy is crushed!

I say you challenge Ice to a DDR match. Then you can really see if you’re meant to be!

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volcanicpride:

You always win, don’t act like you don’t.

Of course you have. They’re a given.

[He gives the other an incredulous look]

Who do you take me for? Who hasn’t upgraded?

You’re right, I guess the real old men out there still use fairies or something. I wouldn’t know. They’re, like... allergic to the smell of the harbour I think.

Anyway! Songs right at your service. What about for me? Equivalent exchange and all.

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chuantiandehua:

You get it from your big sister.  [ Nudge nudge. ]

Aww, don’t be mean to him! He just joined the family, you should have heard how China went at him!

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How come you didn’t tell me first?