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in a universe not so different from our own, Slappy from Goosebumps is canceled and later dropped into a wood chipper for inciting a twitter flamewar against the winner of the Miss Unutterable title in the first season of Rupaul’s Drag Race Beyond

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notice how everyone is horny today

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Any day now

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The ancient sumerians had everything they needed to make an addams family pinball machine and yet they didnt

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krillin penis blast

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Lusitano stallion Tierno MVL (Escorial x Lufinha MVL)

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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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my elder latina coworker (same one who showed me that song) was speaking with me on a lunch break today and said "there is nothing wrong with you; if you dove into the water, it would hold your body the same way that it holds anyone else's."

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Christian Lacroix - Fall 1994 RTW

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“Storm Warnings”

The glass has been falling all the afternoon, And knowing better than the instrument What winds are walking overhead, what zone Of gray unrest is moving across the land, I leave the book upon a pillowed chair And walk from window to closed window, watching Boughs strain against the sky

And think again, as often when the air Moves inward toward a silent core of waiting, How with a single purpose time has traveled By secret currents of the undiscerned Into this polar realm. Weather abroad And weather in the heart alike come on Regardless of prediction.

Between foreseeing and averting change Lies all the mastery of elements Which clocks and weatherglasses cannot alter. Time in the hand is not control of time, Nor shattered fragments of an instrument A proof against the wind; the wind will rise, We can only close the shutters.

I draw the curtains as the sky goes black And set a match to candles sheathed in glass Against the keyhole draught, the insistent whine Of weather through the unsealed aperture. This is our sole defense against the season; These are the things that we have learned to do Who live in troubled regions. Adrienne Rich 1951

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i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

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has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

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they should sell alcohol at hot topic

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when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.

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