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An unexpected visitor on Christmas morning…

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Abandoned train stations

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Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving

But I think it builds character.

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an octopus merfolk who is also a ninja. they can change color to blend in, use ink as a smokescreen, and wield eight katanas at the same time

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When taking your barbarian to their first day of school, be sure to make a good impression on the teachers and other students. Maybe instead of going into a rage, your barbarian can ‘be beside themselves in fury’, and instead of smashing nerds they can smash spelling tests.

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Greetings!

The lifeboat was small and feeble, and the storm was big and strong. The poor adventurers never had a chance to steer clear of the wrathful domain of the Water God. Still, luck was with them that fateful day, and shipwrecked they ended up.

The land was unknown to them, a seemingly peaceful beach, warm and nice. The group gathered whatever belongings the sea didn’t swallow, and they prepared to continue their never-ending quest to upset as many people and gods as possible.

Will these new lands be kind to the adventurers this time?

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The Pirate’s Grotto Battle Map (32x44)

You’ve entered the Pirate’s Grotto, a 32x44 sea cave occupied by a wrecked ship, its pirate crew, and their treasures. Make a Stealth roll…

→ The Pirate’s Grotto Battle Map

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Volodymyr Tsisaryk Art ( 1978 - ).

Sculpture.

Ukrainian artist .

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A party member who is Agender because they sold their gender to a fae.

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Tasha’s Hideous Townhouse

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Cargo shorts of holding- functions as a bag of holding that can only be accessed when worn, but wearing them gives a -2 to charisma

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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i think it would be fun to play a character that looked like a bard but was actually rogue. A family of performers with a secret ~ ✧

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Adventurers Stew

Makes 4-5 servings

Ingredients:

❋ 200g lamb, diced (try and get stuff with fat veins, you don’t want it lean)

❋ 1 very large onion, diced

❋ 1 potato, diced

❋ 2 carrots, chopped into sticks

❋ 2 sticks of celery, sliced

❋ 8 button mushrooms, quartered

❋ 2 cloves garlic, crushed

❋ Fresh rosemary, thyme and oregano

❋ Copious amounts of salt and pepper

❋ Dash of red wine

❋ Water

Put the ghee or oil into the bottom of a large pot on high heat and chuck the meat in chunk by chunk. Fry it until most of the sides are brown, and add the onions. Stir well and sauté lightly, then add one by one the potato, carrots, celery, and mushrooms, continuing to stir it well. Add the herbs, salt, pepper and garlic. Put it on medium heat and cover the contents with water, adding a very generous dash of wine once it is boiling again. Simmer on low heat until lamb is falling apart, it will likely take 2-4 hours. Serve hot, with bread and butter if desired.

Notes: If you can’t get wine, add more herbs, and if you can’t get fresh herbs you should be able to use dried (try a half to one teaspoon of each). Most of these vegetables can be omitted (though not all at once obviously) if needed. Stew is very flexible that way. If you wanted to make it vegetarian you’d probably want some kind of stock, as the meat does do a lot of the flavouring here. Also when I say get meat with the fat on, I mean it. Lean meat will end up tough and chewy, fat veins will dissolve and leave the meat tender and falling apart just as you want it :D

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The Quizard (Quilt Wizard):

About 5 random quilts stacked on top of each other and made sentient via Wizard Hat like a dusty, feral Frosty the Snowman. Has been known to steal hearts, set fires and peddle kitchenware.

Inspirations:

Felix Colgrave

@/wizardsisananimal

Orko