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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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Rumi never notices that Kuri went through chemo and had a mastectomy instead she just comes home from college and sees her mom with short hair and no tits and just thinks her mom is finally butching out like she always knew she would

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It's amazing how much of our knowledge of "animal behaviour" is based on very old studies that just went "we half-starved these animals and put them in a tiny box together and just assumed that whatever they did reflects their natural behaviours and social structures"

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

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AND BROTHER I'M LOOKING TO MAKE IT BIG

due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

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life is literally so easy if you get scared you can just pretend to use the bathroom for 30 to 60 years

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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These are labia.

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."

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@skullj0ke

this is where I live btw