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✧ — ⋆   𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

from the tv show .  swearing & alcohol references present .

“ no .  no  effort  necessary . ” “ it’s  just  not  cool  that  you  copy  me . ” “ i  go  to  lengths  to  get  things  that  not  everyone  has . ” “ will  you  stop  taking  pictures  of  yourself ?  your  sister’s  going  to  jail . ” “ i’ll  cry  at  the  end  of  the  day .  not  with  fresh  makeup . ” “ there’s  a  lot  of  baggage  that  comes  with  us ,  but  it’s  like  louis  vuitton  baggage ;  you  always  want  it . ” “ if  you’re  not  into  what  i’m  posting ,  don’t  look . ” “ i  love  when  people  underestimate  me  and  then  become  pleasantly  surprised . ” “ give  me  that  fucking  bread . ” “ you’re  doing  amazing  sweetie . ” “ i  don’t  have  any  cell  service  here  and  it’s  making  me  have  a  rash . ” “ what  do  you  want  now ?  more  money ?  a  check ? a  car ?  my soul ? ” “ knowing  you’re  a  badass  bitch  is  what  life’s  about . ” “ first  of  all ,  i’m  incredibly  athletic ,  so  fuck  you . ” “ thank  god  i  have  no  friends . ” “ you’re  acting  like  drunk  slob  kabobs . ” “ you’re  worthless . ” “ ( name ) ,  there’s  people  that  are  dying . ” “ don’t  fuck  with  me ,  i  woke  up  at  6:30 . ” “ i’d  like  to  work  as  little  as  possible  and  make  as  many  dollars  as  possible . ” “ you  know ,  i’ve  realised  that  i’m  probably  perfect  and  it’s  everybody  else  around  me  that’s  got  issues . ” “ you  are  ordered  to  stop . ” “ i’ve  had  enough  of  this  negativity  for  today . ” “ why  would  i  just  sit  here  and  hear  complaint  after  complaint ? ” “ i’m  going  to  go  surround  myself  with  positive  vibes . ” “ why  do  you  need  to  see  this  nonsense ? ” “ i  don’t  read  any  news  and  i’m  fine . ” “ you’ve  got  a  lot  of  c’s  on  today . ” “ well  this  has  been  super  exciting . ”  “ what  the  hell  are  you  doing ? ” “ is  this  some  kind  of  joke ? ” “ it’s  gonna  hurt . ” “ no ,  let  me  finish . ” “ you  didn’t  bring  the  axe ?! ” “ you’re  so  disappointing . ” “ so  are  we  cool ?   are  we  in  agreement ? ” “ abcdefg ,  i  have  to  go . ” “ it’s  just  a  phrase  i  like  to  use  to  say  the  conversation  is  over . ” “ g :  goodbye . ” “ it’s  what  she  deserves . ”

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joh.n sh.en plays hell.o k.itty i.sland ad.venture i will not be taking questions at this time.

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sometimes it's you and your iced coffee against the world

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i am going to create the most positive, goofy, fun loving environment

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༘⋆｡ stirring the pot starters

a mix of arguments, tension, manipulation, gossiping, fighting, & general emotional messiness!

you  weren't  supposed  to  hear  that.

don't  look  at  me  like  i'm  the  only  one  lying.

want  to  tell  them,  or  should  i?

you  think  i  don't  know  what  you  did?

i've  hit  people  for  less.

oh,  i  thought  you  already  knew.

that's  funny,  you  didn't  say  that  last  night.

say  that  again.  i  dare  you.

you  wanna  talk  about  loyalty?

no  offense,  but  if  you're  the  last  to  know,  that's  on  you.

go  ahead  -  pretend  like  it  wasn't  your  idea!

they  deserve  to  know  the  truth.

you  didn't  hear  this  from  me,  but  -

oh,  so  now  you  care?

don't  flatter  yourself.  you  were  just  convenient.

you  crossed  a  line.

we  had  bets  on  how  long  it  would  last.

it's  not  even  a  secret  anymore.

you  don't  get  to  cry  about  it  now.

touch  me  again  and  see  what  happens.

say  it  again.  louder  this  time.

you  really  thought  nobody  would  find  out?

don't  act  so  innocent.

okay,  but  am  i  the  villain  for  laughing?

tell  me  who  else  knows.  right  now.

this  whole  time,  and  you  didn't  say  a  word?

don't  act  brave  now.

you're  really  gonna  do  this  here?

it  wasn't  supposed  to  get  this  far!

you  can't  rewrite  history.

oh,  i'd  never  say  it  to  their  faces.

it  was  supposed  to  stay  between  us.

we're  all  thinking  it,  i  just  said  it.

you're  not  as  untouchable  as  you  act.

do  you  even  feel  guilty?

they  warned  me  about  you.

go  ahead,  make  it  worse.

if  you  repeat  this,  i'll  deny  everything.

the  next  thing  out  of  your  mouth  better  be  an  apology.

you're  about  three  seconds  away  from  regretting  this.

you  keep  pushing,  and  i'll  push  you  back.

they're  going  to  find  out.

one  more  lie,  and  i  walk.

they're  lying  to  you.

you  need  to  back  off.  now.

you're  defending  them?  after  everything?

don't  try  to  hide  it.

tell  me,  was  i  just  a  placeholder?

you  really  think  sorry  fixes  this?

there's  nothing  left  to  say.

don't  act  like  you're  the  one  hurting.

i  don't  owe  you  any  explanation.

whatever  helps  you  sleep  at  night.

you  should've  seen  this  coming.

i  hope  it  was  worth  it.

i  told  the  truth.  just  not  all  of  it.

you'll  miss  me  before  i  miss  you.

smile.  you're  ruining  the  mood.

i'd  watch  that  tone  if  i  were  you.

it's  not  my  fault  you  believed  me.

you  have  such  a  talent  for  pretending  you're  innocent.

we  both  know  this  is  over.

i  never  said  i  was  a  good  person.

i  thought  you  were  different.

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i did in fact delete my multi last night bc i’m a solo blog girly and i been knew this about myself. so where to find belle (until she makes more blogs that is):

jack abbot (here): high activity

@dunkies (john shen): medium activity

@drsensit1ve (mel king): medium activity

@popeandr3w (andrew cody): low activity (should be higher soon)

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i don't think that's your real name. (from naomi)

❝   what???  of  course  not,  nomes.  space  cowboy  is  my  DJ  name.  ❞  head's  shaking  in  disbelief,  straw  is  being  sucked  until  it  flattens.  if  john  could  lap  the  iced  coffee  up  like  a  dog  with  his  tongue,  he  would.  he's  having  too  much  fun  telling  naomi  about  his  weekend  escapades,  though.  for  the  record,  john  is  not  a  DJ.  you  can't  work  nights  and  be  a  DJ.  you  just  can't. 

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❝ you can tell me anything. i mean i can't promise i'm good at keeping secrets, but i'm a hell of a listener. ❞

❝  oh  it's  not  a  secret,  bro,  don't  worry.  ❞  john  flashes  natalie  a  peek  at…  the  concert  tickets  he  just  got,  don't  worry.  ❝  avril.  lavigne.  it's  her  world;  we're  all  just  livin'  in  it.  ❞  fans  natalie  with  them,  does  john.  arms  cross,  sip  of  dunkin  is  taken.  he's  looking  at  her  expectantly,  like  he  just  can't  wait  for  her  to  figure  out  that  he's  inviting  her  to  go  with  him.  ❝  ━you…  busy?  june  26th?  at  7?  ❞

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༘⋆｡ things overheard at the bar starters.

WARNINGS: alcohol

no,  i'm  not  hitting  on  you.  unless  it's  working.

you're  not  doing  karaoke  again.

why  are  there  fries  in  your  purse?

what's  the  strongest  drink  on  the  menu?

no,  i  don't  remember  your  name.

you  come  here  often?

what's  your  star  sign?

if  you  tell  anyone  what  i'm  about  to  say,  i'll  key  your  car.

it's  last  call.  get  a  drink  or  go  home.

they  just  tipped  with  monopoly  money.

i  think  i'm  in  love...

i'm  saving  this  story  for  your  future  wedding  toast.

i'm  your  wingperson  tonight,  give  me  the  target.

you're  not  from  around  here,  are  you?

i'm  your  best  friend,  not  your  conscience.

say  that  again  and  i  will  make  a  scene.

you're  my  bestie  now,  i  don't  care  that  we  met  30  seconds  ago.

i'd  buy  you  a  drink  but  i'd  rather  make  you  breakfast.

this  one's  on  my  tab.

is  that  a  fake  id?

i  swear  i  only  had  two  drinks...

this  is  a  judgement  free  zone.

they  said  they were working  late... 

let's  play  pool.  if  i  win,  you  owe  me  a  real  conversation.

if  i  tip  you  $20,  will  you  say  i  was  never  here?

that  was  supposed  to  impress  them...

it's  not  a  fake,  it's  retro!

don't  test  me,  i'm  not  drunk  enough  to  forgive  you.

can  you  lie  and  say  i'm  not  allowed  tequila  anymore?

give  me  your  phone.

if  you  want  a  mojito,  you  can  muddle  the  mint.

i  don't  think  that's  your  real  name.

make  me  something  dangerous  and  don't  ask  questions.

you're  cut  off.

you  cannot  cry  on  a  stranger's  shoulder!

can  you  get  me  something  non-alcoholic?  i'm  designated  driver.

no,  i  don't  want  to  join  the  conga  line.

if  i  ask  for  a  double,  will  you  pretend  i'm  not  spiraling?

you  always  ruin  nights  like  this!

okay  but  technically,  i'm  turning  [18/21]  this  year.

i'm  not  your  therapist.  that'll  be  $14.

no,  you  don't  need  to  text  them,  that's  why  i  took  your  phone.

tell  him  i'm  your  sister  or  something.

you  ever  seen  somebody  ruin  their  own  life  in  5  minutes?  watch  this.

you  can  throw  up  now  or  in  my  car.

if  i  were  a  drink,  i'd  be  the  one  you  remember  tomorrow.

we  said  no  shots,  why  are  there  shots?!

promise  you  won't  hate  me  tomorrow?

let's  go  somewhere  quieter.

we  always  do  this.  drink,  flirt,  run...

i  don't  want  tonight  to  end.

can  we  get  pizza  after  this?

do  you  want  to  dance?  i  won't  step  on  your  feet.

don't  climb  on  the  table!

i  am  not  your  lawyer.

why  are  you  laughing  and  texting?!

drink  this  water.

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THE PITT 1x12 | Dr. Robby & Dr. Shen being this meme:

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❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❝  why  wouldn't  you?  ❞  cooly  counters  john,  holding  out  his  splayed  hands  across  the  way  from  dr.  lenox.  nothing  else  needs  to  be  said.  he  wholeheartedly  holds  this  view.  how  can  she  even  argue  with  that  ???

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❝  i'm  still  here,  ❞  in  fact,  john's  lingering.  longer  than  he  usually  would,  because  typically  when  the  clock  strikes  7  am,  and  abbot's  got  no  further  use  for  him,  john's  out  the  door  in  a  flash  for  more  syrup  and  sugar  laden  dunkies  and  to  kick  back  in  front  of  the  tv  ━  finish  streaming  love  island.  he  loves  that  shit. 

instead,  though,  he's  been  watching  frank.  frank's  typing  away  like  a  madman,  and  john's  leaning  on  the  epoxy  and  watching…  a  lovestruck  puppy.  tone  is  casual,  though,  taking  sips  of  the  bare  bones  iced  coffee  sloshing  against  quickly  melting  ice.  sad.  john  looks  at  the  barren  cup  and  frowns  cartoonishly. 

❝  yeah,  bro,  i'm  adorable.  ━  you  gotta  get  on  those  charts  faster  or  jack's  gonna  get  on  you.  ❞  at  this  point,  john's  used  to  dealing  with  the  crotchety  old  man  on  the  night  shift,  but  his  boyfriend  is  a  newbie  on  graveyard.  the  crack  about  his  own  cuteness  is  absolutely  genuine.  john  believes  it  wholeheartedly.  ❝  let's  hit  the  road.  my  ass  has  a  date  with  the  couch.  ❞  he  can  easily  leave  behind  the  chaos,  the  trauma,  the  tragedy  of  the  ED  for  the  comfort  of  home  and  monotony  of  people  in  bathing  suits  trading  partners  in  a  lavish  villa.  see,  john  just  expects  the  worst. 

john  closes  the  distance  between  them.  leaves  a  hand  on  frank's  shoulder.  he,  too,  is  adorable. 

it was nearing eight a.m., which meant that i was almost a full hour past the end of my shift. i'd gotten backed up with charts thanks to the busiest night i'd seen since i had started working the night shift. i hadn't felt this tired in ages, and somehow i still felt great. i barely had a second to stand still the whole shift, bouncing from patient to patient without enough time to stop and properly think. it was amazing. that is why i had gotten into emergency medicine ... not this. not charting and paperwork and staring at a computer for so long that my eyes start to feel fuzzy. i was on my last one, on the home stretch. i draw in a deep breath, leaning closer to the screen, fingers quickly tapping away at the keyboard.

john ( @dunkies ) said : you about ready to come home?

john's voice echoing behind me is eventually what pulls me out of focus. my brows furrow, moving to spin myself around in my chair so i can face him. "you're still here." not a question, just an observation ... it should be a question. i told him not to wait for me, to go home and get some rest, that i'd catch up with him eventually. the asshole hadn't even left. a smile starts to spread across my face. "aw, you waited for me. cute." my tone is a mixture of fond and teasing, a little bit of sarcasm. there's no use though, i'm doing a shit job of hiding how touched i am. i'm too tired to control what my eyes are doing right now. "yeah ... i'm just finishing up here with some notes, then i'm all yours. we can go home and you can order us some breakfast."

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sentence starters from the mountain goats - songs for pierre chuvin

"your reputation precedes you."

"something must be done."

"we will deal with you."

"this is just a momentary ripple in the stream."

"be nice to your neighbor."

"this is just a brief improvisation in the dance."

"spread the word around town."

"is it not a thing of beauty?"

"don't it make you feel good?"

"is it not a big improvement on the way things used to be?"

"we will be right here on the day it finally burns."

"here come the new guys again."

"hand me a torch, why not?"

"they'll do what they were gonna do anyway."

"one summer, then all of this is gone."

"we will have use for these things when we come."

"those will be seen by all in all their glory."

"the burden of exile gets easy to bear."

"we will never run out of trees."

"who do you turn to for help?"

"who do you love the most?"

"if they come catch me and arrest me mid-step, let me go down dancing."

"who do you want by your side?"

"how long 'til we get sent back to the mountains?"

"they will stab you in the back."

"you gotta turn the other cheek."

"how long until the snake devours its tail?"

"return the peace you took from me."

"give me back my community."

"show us the good will you were shown."

"leave us alone."

"give me back what you've destroyed."

"make it whole again if you can."

"we will be high on the highway before they've even opened their eyes."

"say your prayers to whomever you call out to in the night."

"make it through this year if it kills you outright."

"change will come."

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DUNKIES!!!! BASED URL OMG

i only know how to be ME! dunkies forever !!!!!

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❝ i don't actually care but i'm bored so i'm here. ❞

the  look  of  pure  devastation  john  wears  when  caitlin  announces  she  does  not  care  about  his  ❛  best  cat  videos  of  the  decade  ❜  youtube  compilation  is  comical  and  one  for  the  record  books.  you  see,  he  considers  them  friends. 

❝  you'll  really  like  this  one.  ❞  it's  almost  like  he's  trying  to  convince  dr.  lenox.  phone's  extended  before  her,  his  hand  a  bit  damp  from  the  moisture  coming  off  his  iced  coffee.  ❝  also  you  smell  like  flowers.  that's  nice.  ❞  it's  casual.  matter  of  fact.  doesn't  wiggle  his  brows,  doesn't  give  her  any  special  come  hither  look.  but  that…  is  how  john  shen  flirts. 

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meme-ing shen bcause i can | pt.2