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i usually like to believe that i'm capable of getting better at anything as long as i put enough practice in. but i've gone to sleep almost every day of my life and i'm still so very, very bad at it
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Actual Stupid Pointless Bullshit by Game System
D&D: There's a purely good aligned spell that only good people can use. It causes an extremely contagious disease that makes people so horny they straight up die.
World of Darkness: Scientists radiate an aura of pure boringness so strong it kills pixies and that's why you don't see pixies anymore.
Chronicles of Darkness: "Actually, the psychic abuse monsters spawned from our nightmares are doing us a favour by beaming our worst fears directly into our brains until we die."
Call of Cthulhu: Fetishes are on the Insanity Table that you randomly roll on when you lose sanity so there's a chance you see Cthulhu and immediately develop a foot fetish so intense you have to be hospitalised.
Powered By The Apocalypse: Mechanically, everyone is pansexual. Everyone has to be pansexual. If you don't want to be pansexual, tough! We're married and you're in love.
Pathfinder: Inexplicable archfiend who specifically embodies the act of luring children into dark alleyways with candy to kidnap them.
Mutants and Mastermind: "So, we need enemies for a silver age superhero comic book game. What we got?" "Well, I've statted up a super-scientist gorilla, and an evil clown, and the vengeful souls of everyone killed in the very real Hiroshima Bombings. How's that?" "Yeah, that all seems tonally consistent."
Warhammer 40k: Hoo boy, how much time you got?
Warhammer: I don't think I can top vaporizing the fucking setting and killing everyone in the world for copyright reasons.
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Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from society’s widespread disdain for pedophilia. “It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world,” said Trump
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I don't understand the "nobody helped me so nobody deserves help" attitude. I'm sorry but every time I suffer an injustice my first thought is, "something should be organized to prevent this!"
Why wouldn't you want that?? It might be you again sometime. Don't you want to help build a world where we take care of each other?
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Me: What was that noise?! Sounds like it was coming from the attic! Hmmm, it was probably nothing..
The Ghastly Ghost:

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Ladies want dragons and then complain when they bring their ancient cursed relics everywhere
(My OCs Drahan and Sylfri)
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"Alligator Alcatraz" isn't even a nickname. It's the official name.
And I'm really supposed to believe that torture isn't the goal? I'm really supposed to believe that they're not Nazis?
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Gonna see Superman tonight. So here’s some past Superman art I’ve done for the occasion. Can't wait to see the movie. ❤️💛💙
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Calling the measure “the only way” to prevent serious symptoms, the American Academy of Allergy, Asthma, and Immunology issued a report Thursday recommending that allergy sufferers retreat underground to form a pollen-free, cave-dwelling society. “Freedom from pain, freedom from pollen, freedom from itching and sneezing and coughing lies closer than you think, for it is right beneath our feet,” said report author Dr. Adam Doyle, who gestured toward the ground, urging the millions of Americans with allergic rhinitis to “pick up a shovel and start digging.”
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