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plants vs zombies if i was the president.
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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.
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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.
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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy
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funny how the popular conception of reptiles is that theyre like, slimy and wet. meanwhile they have smooth dry scales, while we mammals are covered in glands that secrete water and oils and other chemicals. where do we sweaty greasy synapsids get off calling lizards slimy
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may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm
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todays posts are sponsored by this'a bunny i found
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I'm so sad this blew down in the high winds, but one of my neighbor's redwood trees had an albino branch!




Even the wood was lighter. So pretty.
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