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ugh my head hurts
and there's not even anybody here to kiss me and make it better
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wow! i just remembered that no one is ever going to fall in love w me! how could i have forgotten??
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from that orc city book people have been joking about lately
nigh-indestructable, so it is destructable
believed to be placed by gods, as believers of gods would believe
not warm or cold, so room temperature
texture is unpolished ceramic, so its rough
tough rough ore that exists and at ambivalent temperature
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everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.
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if the for you page shows me this atrocious post one more time im going to bomb it. throwing his cum ??? inside your pussy??? THROWING IT???
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anyway… do u want to rent a cabin that has an outdoor hot tub w me so we can kiss and make out in it. idk just a thought :/
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anon hate is pathetic at least say ur shit with ur chest Loser
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AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.
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severely funny poll
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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
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put those racist swords to good use
(parts 1 and 2)
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you are interpreting it too literally "its always in the last place i look" means "its always in the last place i wouldve looked" you gotta read between the lines
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lovely friends and gorgeous people of tumblr.com, i invite you to please reblog this post and put in the tags something that has brought you happiness lately! anything at all, any joy, slight or miraculous, wholly at your discretion!
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