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Yes, yes, have your tantrum.

Of course I remembered that it’s Father’s Day. I simply have ungrateful children.

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Of course I remembered that it’s Father’s Day. I simply have ungrateful children.

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Didn’t I block you?

Really now, must we debate the necessity of laws?

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Really now, must we debate the necessity of laws?

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Taxes are optional, actually.

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Hm.

“Fathers day? More like…dumb day.” 

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My apologies, I seem to have confused you. I mean to say that I happen to be an adult, and expect the “food” choices of other adults to be those of adults.

I’m not sure I care to associate with any heathen that consumes… pizza to begin with.

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I’m not sure I care to associate with any heathen that consumes... pizza to begin with.

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created in a netherworld , into this realm you were hurled , but scientifically misunderstood . i will decode && knowledge gain , your mysteries i will explain . i’ll lucubrate && change you for the good .

Independent Dr. Merlot from RWBY / RWBY: Grimm Eclipse | Est. March 31, 2020 | Private / Canon Divergent / Headcanon - Based | Loved by Yang ©

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A package has arrived for a Mr. Schnee. It looked innocuous enough, from a Q. Branwen. But when Jacques opens it, its a glitter bomb.

Oh damn it all! Oh it’s in his mouth!

He’s hated glitter his entire life, but it had only gotten worse with having daughters. He’d made an attempt to ban that absolute plague in his house, but he’d had no support with enforcing it -- there’d been more success in keeping it out of Winter’s hands, but Weiss’ recital dresses had been practically made of the stuff.

There’s going to be hell to pay.

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reblog this if on april fool’s, you’re accepting ic ‘pranks’ in your ask box. put ketchup in my muse’s drink, tie their shoelaces together, go wild. go crazy. have fun dealing with the consequences.

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[ It’s Jacques’ birthday. Everyone pointedly ignore it. ]

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                          The Schnee name still means something today                                   But, as for what it’ll mean tomorrow                                  Well, your guess is as good as mine

                    Willow Schnee                                 Jacques Schnee

            Independent, semi-selective, follow back from @madeunbreakable

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Mother and Daughter

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It’s a bit late but, hey! Happy New Year! <3

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RWBY Rewatch ➵ 1.9&10 The Badge and the Burden Parts 1&2 // Weiss Schnee

Hey, Ruby? Uh-huh? I always wanted bunk beds as a kid.

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ROYALTY AU SENTENCE STARTERS

AN ASSORTED LIST OF ROYALTY AU SENTENCE STARTERS TAKEN FROM MOVIES. 

❝ you lost the argument for the war but you can win it for peace. ❞  

❝ though I love Your Majesty and I’m loyal to you, in every way, I cannot disguise my distress and unhappiness. ❞

❝ Your Majesty no one has calves like yours. ❞

❝ I think we should try to do as the King wants us to do. ❞

❝ goodnight my handsome prince.  ❞

❝ just in case i wasn’t a freak enough let’s add a tiara ❞

❝ being royal isn’t easy, y’know?  ❞

❝ well then, maybe i don’t want to be royal!  ❞

❝ everything you do impacts the entire kingdom.  ❞

❝ how could you be so selfish of a king/queen/prince.princess etc? ❞

❝ an alliance between our kingdoms would be amazing. ❞  

❝ ready my knights for battle. ❞  

❝ you and the land are one. ❞

❝ i just can’t wait to be king. ❞

❝ all of them are loyal.  ❞

❝ maybe i’m not fit for this role.  ❞

❝ by divine right, i am the _____________. ❞  

❝ if i am a _______ where is my power?  ❞

❝ my castle, my rules.  ❞

❝ we’re not a family, we’re a business. ❞   

❝ a princess has no friends.  ❞

❝ us royals, we’ve become actors!  ❞

❝ would I lie to a prince of the realm to win twelve pennies? ❞

❝ i’m not a king! i’m not a king ! ❞

❝ i’m speaking of pleasure not duty.  ❞

❝ to be royalty is not a position, it’s a predicament. ❞  

❝ smile and wave, that’s what you get paid for.  ❞

❝ this country has never been ruled by a queen. ❞  

❝ you promised marriage and a crown.  ❞

❝ i lied to you. i said “i love you” but i lied for the crown.  ❞

❝ will you teach the king of england how they dance in the french court? ❞