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What hadn't been bothering her in recent weeks? The uptick in work had been front and center. Everyone looked exhausted nearly every day, and she was sure they were driving the coffee stocks for that month. "People are becoming secretive." Her face scrunched up as she traced the top of the coffee lid. "I don't like it."

@dustyblades asked: ❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❝ I've had my fair share of experience. ❞ Being the older brother to three sisters made him more aware of what was needed to feel better, or at least bring some comfort. Handing off the cup of coffee, he takes the spot beside her on the bench. ❝ Is there something bothering ya? ❞

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"I already have that plan in motion. Zeke is currently loading that poor boy up with the good alcohol. I gave him twenty bucks and promised to introduce him to Angela in the security department." A night of no worries meant drinks would flow. Erica wasn't getting drunk until she had messed with Wes; it was her mission tonight. "I got a cowboy hat full of glitter with his name on it."

Had Wes done anything to deserve this? Probably. They could work out the details tomorrow.

@dustyblades asked: ❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜

❝ Well, you better catch up then. ❞ Seb was already reaching for the bottle as he spoke. If he was about to deal with whatever drunk shenanigans the boys were going to be up to, he at least needed a drink or two. ❝ Just letting you know -- if you need any blackmail photos of Wes, tonight will be the night to get some. ❞ Being nonchalant about it as he tilts the bottle, topping off her drink.

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@v-jestica asked “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”

"Are you that stunned by how stupid humanity can be?" Erica sat back in the chair, holding a handful of gummy worms. "Listen, someone had to do it enough for them to decide to make it a law." She hadn't really expected the poor woman to be so devastated. "You work in a morgue with the dead, you had to have seen the stupidest of the stupid deaths already."

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SEND  📖  AND  I’LL  WRITE  A  STARTER  USING  A  LINE,  SENTENCE,  OR  QUOTE  FROM  A  BOOK !

if you can’t see the emoji, send “ book ” !

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LESLIE SHAY SEASON ONE, EPISODE FOUR — ONE MINUTE.

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Weird things my family said - sentence starters (Part 4)

"All you need is some water and a parrot." "It has to be cosy in here, damnit!" "Ah, cheese and bread. What a combo." "No one wants these two specific sausages to be cold." "I have to get a picture of this tiny snail!" "I'm full of macaroni and happiness." "I don't think I should have to be adventurous with my muffins." "I briefly turned into a goat. All is well." "You don't know how long monkeys hold grudges." "I'm so tired of experiencing thoughts." "I don't care for this bucket." "Explain the death pig to me." "I need more eyes! It's an experiment!" "I would actually love to see an aquatic parrot." "Cowboy boots won't save you from a broken ankle." "Oh yeah, it's no, it's the biscuits, yeah." "I don't know the difference between things." "You would still manage to have social anxiety if you were a bird." "Without the dab the dib means nothing." "700,000 catholics just shook for no reason." "Put that judgy look back in your pocket."

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for muses that are getting to know each other

❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞

❝ can i come with you? ❞

❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞

❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞

❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞

❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞

❝ actually we've met before. ❞

❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞

❝ care to join me? ❞

❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞

❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞

❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞

❝ could you help me with something? ❞

❝ do you like it here? ❞

❝ are you new around here? ❞

❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞

❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞

❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞

❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞

❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞

❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞

❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞

❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞

ACTIONS:

VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time

VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time

CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time

CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.

SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.

GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.

INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time

INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time

TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time

TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day

COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up

COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up

OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up

OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up

AID: sender helps receiver redecorate

AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate

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𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟔                   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑠  𝑜𝑓  𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑦  𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒.

“ even  if  we  get  possessed  tonight ,  we  can  have  a  nice  brewski  after. ”

“ you  could  feel  the  history  coming  through  the  walls  here. ”

“ late  1800s  and  early  to  mid  1900s.  peak  ghost  time.  90%  of  ghosts  are  from  that  era. ”

“ you  never  really  hear  about  a  ghost  from  2010  or  so  that’s  wearing  like  a  flannel  and  ripped  jeans  or  some  shit  like  that.  it’s  always  somebody  wearing  a  bonnet. ”

“ oh ,  he’s  grieving ,  he’s  probably  not  paying  attention  to  that  store  of  his.  let’s  burn  that  down. ”

“ i  mean  they’re  really  just  getting  boned  by  fate  right  now. ”

“ do  you  think  that  because  you  believe  in  all  this  stuff  that  you  have  a  higher  chance  of  being  a  ghost? ”

“ i’d  be  a  pleasant  ghost.  i’d  like  pour  people  tea  and  stuff like  that.  or  i’d  do  chores  around  the  house.  they’d  be  like ,  ‘ whoa!  all  my  laundry’s  folded.  how  ‘bout  that?  thanks ,  ( name )! ’  and  i’d  tip  my  cap  and  i’d  tap  dance  out  of  the  room. ”

“ doesn’t  that  sound  great?  wouldn’t  you  like  to  be  haunted  by  me? ”

“ if  there  is  anybody  in  here …  perhaps  you  wanna  do  a  little  dance  for  us? ”

“ i  know  every  time  people  watch  these  ghost  hunter  shows  they’re  like ,  ‘ this  guy’s  full  of  shit , ’  but  holy  balls  dude. ”

“ then  are  there  also  ghost  ants?  are  there—  are  there—  is  there  ghost  trees? ”

“ no ,  there’s  no  ghost  trees.  i’m  sorry. ”

“ i—  you—  you’re  telling  me  someone’s  never  walked  through  a  forest  and  seen  a  tree  and  been  like ,  ‘ huh?  b–b–b–but  wait  a  minute.  that  tree  was  there ,  i  swear  there  was  a  tree  a  second  ago. ”

“ you  know  what?  i’ve  changed  my  stance  on  ghost  trees.  that’s  actually  pretty  cool. ”

“ can  you  imagine  seeing  a  ghost ,  ‘  oh  my  goodness  look  at  this  strange  apparition! ’  and  he  just  comes  up  to  you  and  is  like ,�� *blows  smoke  at  you*  and  you’re  like ,  ‘ oh ,  jesus ,  man! ’ ”

“ how  do  you  arrest  a  ghost?  you  can’t.  you  handcuff  them?  i  guess  you  would  have  to  be  a  ghost  cop. ”

“ you  know  what ,  i  rescind  what  i  said  earlier.  i  won’t  pour  tea  and  fold  clothes.  i’ll  be  a  ghost  cop.  yeah ,  that’s  actually  pretty  badass. ”

“ ( name ) :  GHOST  COP.  doesn’t  that  sound  nice?  that’s  awesome.  i  like  that. ”

“ you  better  watch  out  or  yankee  jim  will  give  you  some  taffy.  some  folks  say  they  hear  him  playing  a  jolly  little  kazoo  tune  in  the  middle  of  the  night. ”

“ you  know ,  if  i  were  him  i  would  haunt  this  place.  you  know  what ,  ( name )?  police  bullshit. ”

“ you  know  what ,  i  hope  you’re  riding  a  speedboat  in  heaven. ”

“ i’m  gonna  be  quiet  now  and  just  embrace  the  darkness. ”

“ i  am  terrified ,  and  if  you’re  scared  of  me ,  just  know  that  if  you  show  yourself  in  front  of  me ,  i’m  gonna  urinate  all  over  this  carpet. ”

“ but  all  the  ghosts  sound  like  they’re  just  having  a  laugh.  he’s  blowing  smoke  in  people’s  face ,  she’s  having  tea  in  the  garden ,  the  kids  are  running  around ,  probably  laughing.  chasing  the  ghost  dog  and  ghost  cat.  ghost  cat’s  probably  chasing  around  little  ghost  mice.  there’s  a  lot  going  on  in  this  house. ”

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𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟓                   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑝𝑢𝑧𝑧𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔  𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡𝘩  𝑜𝑓  𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑎  𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑧.

“ i  mean ,  could  you  even  detect  fruity  garlic  if  it  came  down  to  it? ”

“ i  bet  they  talked  about  it  for  like  ten  minutes  and  were  like ,  ‘ what  is  that? ’  and  then  one  of  them  was  like ,  ‘ fruity  garlic! ’  and  everyone  was  like ,  ‘ oh ,  yeah! ’ ”

“  jesus ,  ( name ) ,  god …  we  have  a  patient  here. ”

“ i’m … li— if  i  were  to—  heh—  what  is—  what? ”

“ i  remember  hearing  someone  scream.  then  i  woke  up.  i  couldn’t  control  the  movement  of  my  limbs. ”

“ this  woman  is  like  a ,  she’s—  it’s—  like  she  sounds  like …  the  manhattan  project. ”

“ in  case  you’re  keeping  score ,  that’s  three  people  that  fainted. ”

“ seems  odd  to  evacuated  all  other  patients.  maybe  just …  send  the  stink  bomb  out  to  the  parking  lot. ”

“ SHUT  UP ,  YOU  IDIOT.  we’ve  already  decided. ”

“ you  don’t  think  one  of  them  was  like ,  ‘ ah ,  i  feel  sick ,  i  gotta  go  home. ’  and  the  other  ones  were  like ,  ‘ uh ,  yeah ,  me  too ,  a  burning  pain ,  i  gotta  go  home ,  i  gotta  go  be—  i  gotta  go  s—  i  gotta  go  be  in  emergency  care  for  ten  days. ’ ? ”

“ so  you  think  this  was  all  an  elaborate  hooky  scheme? ”

“ yeah ,  i  don’t  know ,  man ,  just  fucking  weird. ”

“ you  know ,  cemeteries  are  always  very  spooky. ”

“ are  you  sniffing?  what  is  wrong  with  you? ”

“ i  want  to  see  if  it  smells  like  fruity  garlic. ”

“ alright ,  we’re  gonna  get  back  in  the  car  if  you’re  going  to  keep  doing  that. ”

“ sorry ,  ( name ) ,  weird  way  to  die. ”

“ well ,  i  think  this  theory  is  bullshit ,  but  anyways— ”

“ okay ,  well ,  it  would  be  bullshit  to  you.  the  most  reputable ,  logical ,  fact – based  source ,  yeah. ”

“ total  horseshit.  horseshit. ”

“ you  think  they  all  just ,  uhh …  imagined  it  at  the  same  time? ”

“ i  mean ,  that’s  happened  before.  there’s  a  bunch  of  those  people  in  france  who  just  started  dancing  ‘til  they  died. ”

“ yo ,  come  check  out  the  fruity  garlicky  smell  in  room  5. ”

“ the  whole  idea  of  hysteria  is  that  you  don’t  realize  it. ”

“ yeah ,  we  all  participated  in  a  mass  hysteria ,  it  was  a—  it  was  a  real  riot.  i  was—  ( name )  was …  man—  she  got  fucked  up.  she  was  having  a  great  time.  what  a  fun  hysteria  that  was. ”

“ it’s  not  like  a  flash  mob? ”

“ and  you  don’t  believe  this  because? ”

“ mmm ,  this  goes  all  the  way  to  the  top!  i  don’t  know  if  we  should  be  looking  into  this ,  ( name ).  some ,  some  stones  are  best  left  unturned. ”

“ you’re  gonna  wake  up  tomorrow  morning  and  have  an  oily  sheen  on  your  chest.  that’s  their  calling  card. ”

“ meanwhile ,  they’re  playing  hot  potato  with  a  poison  syringe. ”

“ oh ,  there’s  sewage  and  poisonous  gas  in  the  hospital?  yeah! ”

“ the  first  three  theories  were  so  grounded  in  reality …  and  now  you’re  just  like ,  ‘ oh  yeah ,  bigfoot  splooged  on  her  chest! ’ ”

“ fuck  you!  that  definitively  did  not  happen  because  the  theory  then  is  just ,  uhh—  maybe  it  was  aliens  though. ”

“ you  know  what  happened ,  is  the  aliens  probably  abducted  her.  the  aliens  were  like ,  ‘ alright ,  let’s  do  our  stuff!  let’s  do  all  our  little  tricks  on  her.  let’s  put  a  little  probe  up  her  butthole , ’  or  whatever  they  do. ”

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𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟒                   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑒𝑥𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑚  𝑜𝑓  𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑒  𝑚𝑖𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑙.

“ wait ,  did  they  like  sue  the  demon? ”

“ okay ,  i’m  fine  with  that  so  far.  that  sounds  real. ”

“ there  was  a  spider  on  me.  sorry  if  i  blew  it  on you. ”

“ ( name )  also  reported  hearing  a  voice  damning  her  to  hell. ”

“ her  hands  seemed  to  turn  into  thick  paws  with  claws. ”

“ let’s  move  on ,  let’s  not  get  caught  up  on  the  bear  hands. ”

“ why  do  all  these  people  know  what  burnt  feces  smells  like? ”

“ fuck ,  is  that  a  bee!? ”

“ see  what  you  get?  this  is  what  you  get! ”

“ yeah ,  that’s  a  bad  doctor. ”

“ that  is  fucked  up ,  right? ”

“ i  bet  i  could  squeeze  an  apple  ‘til  it  exploded. ”

“ i  bet  you  a  million  dollars  you  couldn’t. ”

“ you  hear  that  in  the  distance?  it’s  the  excuse  train  coming. ”

“ you’re  full  of  shit ,  ( name ). ”

“ these  recordings  are  perhaps  the  most  disturbing  pieces  of  audio  i’ve  ever  heard. ”

“ i  will  carry  this  brat  so  long ,  until  she  croaks ,  this  dumbass  bitch! ”

“ you  know …  she’s  screaming.  she’s  giving  it  110%. ”

“ your  unrelenting  skepticism  is  exhausting. ”

“ it  drains  me  of  all  happiness  and  energy  and  i  hope  you  know  that. ”

“ i  ran  out  of  evil  people  to  think  of …  uhh …  the  the  blonde  man  from  ‘ die  hard ’  is  also  in  here.  skeletor  from  ‘ masters  of  the  universe ’ …  heath  ledger’s  joker.  not  jack  nicholson ,  he  was  too  cartoonish. ”

“ you  had  your  fun ,  you  ass? ”

“ that  is  the  only  thing  that  is  strange  to  me.  all  of  the  other  stuff  is  just  things  that  a  person  could  do. ”

“ yeah ,  i  just  feel  bad  for  her  at  this  point. ”

“ do  you  think  that  just  made  her  buy  into  it  more?  like  if  people  started  exorcising  me  on  the  reg —  yeah ,  i  might  eventually  be  like ,  ‘ i guess i’m  demons! ’ ”

“ look ,  i’m  not  here  as  a  doctor ,  i  just  wanna  see  some  of  this  crazy  shit. ”

“ i  wanna  see  this  girl  eat  some  spiders. ”

“ that’s  like  something  you  say  when  you  go  to  the  zoo ,  not  when  you  go  see  someone  that’s  tied  up. ”

“ shady.  shady  as  fuck ,  yeah. ”

“ it’s  funny  you  said  that  ‘cause  the  neurologist  said  the  exact  same  thing. ”

“ yeah ,  fuck  it.  i  don’t  know ,  go  visit  a  jesuit.  jesus  christ. ”

“ just  get  your  shit  stink  out  of  my  office. ”

“ how  do  you  tell  the  difference  between  possession  and  mental  health? ”

“ i  also  think  that  67  exorcisms  don’t  leave  your  mind  in  a  good  spot. ”

“ psa ,  if  your  kid’s  eating  spiders ,  don’t  take  them  to  an  exorcist.  or  take  them  to  an  exorcist ,  but  do  it  at  the  hospital. ”

“ i  don’t  know  what’s  making  me  happier.  the  fact  you  can’t  get  it ,  or  the  struggle  in  your  face  as  you  see  your  case  slipping  through  your  fingers. ”

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𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟑      —      𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝟐                  𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑  𝑜𝑓  𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑠.

“  i  don’t  know  if  this  is  a  sign ,  but  i’m  in  the  bathroom  at  this  bar ,  &  this  mirror  literally  has  blood  dripping  from  it.  but  i’m  gonna  go  order  another  beer ,  so  we’re  good.  ”

“  well  this  seems  all  horrible  and  awful  in  general.  ”

“  see ,  i’m  more  concerned  about  the  spiders  than  the  ghosts.  ”

“  nah ,  i  thought  i  got  bit  in  the  ass  cheek  by  a  spider.  ”

“  he  probably  fucks  the  dolls.  ”

“  anytime  i  get  even  remotely  spooked ,  i  just  look  to  the  monkey  with  the  sunglasses.  ”

“  this  is  a  fuckin’  nightmare.  ”

“  toodaloo ,  ( name ).  can’t  say  it  was  pleasurable.  ”

“  i  don’t  know  if  you  could  exorcise  spiders  away.  ”

                  𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒  𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒.

“  everyone  thinks  feeling  energy  is  bullshit ,  but  you  don’t  feel  strange  at  all ?  ”

“  oh  shit ,  what  up !  i’m  takin’  a  selfie  with  some  demons  yooo !  ”

“  i’ve  lived  my  life  by  one  adage ,  &  that’s  —  don’t  fuck  with  demons.  ”

“  nice  to  meetcha ,  i  think  this  is  all  bullshit.  ”

“  you’re  tellin’  me  you  wouldn’t  be  uhh …  unnerved  by  going  upstairs  &  seeing  a  bunch  of  stuffed  animals  organized  into  a  cult  circle  when  no  one  did  it ?  ”

“  no ,  i  just  wanna  talk  to  the  demons !  ”

“  we  met  a  pal  named  father  thomas.  he  told  us  not  to  talk  to  you ,  but  i  think  you  guys  are  swell.  ”

“  oh  my  god ,  we  should’ve  never  talked  to  it  dude.  ”

“  if  you  slit  my  throat  tonight …  i’m  gonna  have  a  hard  time  forgiving  ya  for  that.  ”

“  that  demon’s  racist.  he  was  like ,  ‘ oh ,  there  was  a  black  lady  who  lived  here ?  wait  a  minute …  no ,  i  can’t  haunt  with  that. ’  ”

“  fuck  that  demon ,  he’s  whitewashing  the  history  of  his  house.  he’s  exactly  what’s  wrong  with  hollywood.  ”

“  whatever ,  demon’s  a  racist.  i  don’t  respect  this  demon.  ”

“  if  you  wanna  eat  my  heart ,  turn  that  light  on.  ”

“  i  think  the  demon’s  a  wimp !  ”

* lays  on  a  pentagram *  “  here  we  go !  rock  &  roll ,  buckaroo !  ”

“  fuck  this  house ,  dude.  fuck  this  house  so  hard.  ”

“  if  i  wake  up  tonight  &  there  is  this  grotesque  looking  thing  laying  next  to  me  just  staring  at  me  with  its  fucking  stupid  beady  eyes ,  i’m  gonna  shit  myself.  ”

“  every  little  pin  drop  that  you  hear ,  every  little  creak  is  gonna  make  your  butthole  tighten.  ”

“  did  you  just  call  the  demon  a  mother  fucker ?  ”

“  i  got  my  laptop ,  i  got  my  holy  water ,  i  got  the  cards  i  need  here  —  peace  out  bitch.  ”

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𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟑      —      𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝟏                   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟  𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦  𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒.

“  he  said  it  a  bunch  of  times  in  the  bible.  ”

“  jesus  said  chill.  ”

“  this  looks  like  disneyland.  i  wouldn’t  be  surprised  if  they’ve  got  cotton  candy  in  there.  ”

“  you’re  such  a  fuckin’  shyster ,  dude.  ”

“  ( name )  actually  passed  away  in  this  very  room ,  in  that  bed  right  there.  hell  of  a  bed.  ”

“  i  assure  you  in  like  half  of  the  places  you’ve  been ,  people  have  died  there.  ”

“  people  have  probably  died  in  the  chipotle  we  just  ate  at.  ”

“  well …  i  think  i  know  the  end  of  this  story.  ”

“  if  you  can  live  forever  —  great.  but  if  you  have  to  continue  to  build  a  house  that  entire  time ?  unless  you’re  having  fun ,  which  i  don’t  think  she  was  —  ”

“  well  then  that’s  why  she  didn’t  live  forever !  ‘cause  she  found  a  loophole !  ”

“  i  won’t  argue  that  your  logic  is  flawed.  i  just  hate  it  because  it’s  detrimental  to  my  argument.  ”

“  do  you  think  the  ghosts  just  checked  in  every  like ,  three  to  five  years ?  like ,   ‘ we  should  see  if  she’s  still  building  that ,  otherwise  we  gotta  kill  her. ’  ”

“  i  can’t  imagine  a  ghost  would  get  fooled  into  falling  into  these  bushes  down  here ,  but  the  thought  is  nice.  ”

“  no  one  says ,  ‘ oh ,  my  knuckles  feel  a  little  funny.  i’m  going  to  build  a  house  with  500  rooms. ’  ”

“  i  mean ,  you  know  what  the  doctor  says :  ‘ nothing  better  for  arthritis  than  a  two – story  drop  to  the  floor  down  below ,  right ? ’  ”

“  hey ,  we  all  need  hobbies.  ”

“  oh  this  room  looks  like  a  nightmare  like  a  nightmare ,  that’s  fun !  ”

“  bats  are  normal.  ”

“  ugh ,  this  fuckin’  guy.  ”

“  i’m  gonna  lock  myself  in  here  with  a  ghost.  ”

“  he’s  crouching  in  here  like  some  kind  of  cave  creature.  ”

“  you  almost  scared  me  to  death.  i’m  never  gonna  forgive  you  for  that.  hope  you’re  fuckin’  proud  of  yourself.  ”

“  gimme  a  little  purple  nurple  or  somethin’.  let’s  have  some  fun.  ”

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I am still working on Dusty and her stuff. But everything has been insanely busy this last week.

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Just slowly been working on things. I can’t get the wording right on any of my verse information or history for Dusty :(

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LAUREN GERMAN as LESLIE SHAY — Chicago Fire, 1.03

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@v-jestica asked OSHA violations are like warcrimes for working people

"I am going to revoke your internet privileges." Her fingers rested against her temples as she listened to Dusanka speak about OSHA. "How many videos did you actually watch? Do I need to be concerned you are going to start going to work sites and try to assist the poor working class against the heinous OSHA?"