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Hey Da- ARCHIE. Hey, Archie. Hi Archie, hi archie. Um... *shoves a plate of pancakes and bacon at the pirate dad and runs* - Kyokoblod

"...*sniff* B-Bless yer soul, lass..."

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Archie just stares at what just happened, before breaking out in gut-busting laughter. "Bwahahahahahahahahaha! I know I ain't drunk! I haven't gotten any grog today! This is the real deal, innit? Man, Matt'll be all over yer dog, lad!"

"Lad, no offense…But that’s one hell of a name, and Digimon’s just an anime, lad. Me first mate watches that kinda stuff when he ain’t liftin’ weights."

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"Lad, no offense...But that's one hell of a name, and Digimon's just an anime, lad. Me first mate watches that kinda stuff when he ain't liftin' weights."

"Lost, eh? Well, yer in Lilycove City in th’ Hoenn region. That reminds me, you got a name, lad?"

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"Lost, eh? Well, yer in Lilycove City in th' Hoenn region. That reminds me, you got a name, lad?"

"Bwahahahaha! Yer a lively lookin’ lad, ain’tcha? So, what brings you to Team Aqua, eh?"

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"Bwahahahaha! Yer a lively lookin' lad, ain'tcha? So, what brings you to Team Aqua, eh?"

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"...Lass, do I really look like the type of bloke who'd have a dress on him? I'm a wanted criminal! I can't carry dresses around! 'Sides, that's more Shelly's thing."

dancey dancey may-chan

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"Ahoy, there! You here to join Team Aqua, Scamp?"

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"Bwahahahaha! This a contest or something, Scamp?"

dancey dancey may-chan

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"But if you wanna wrassle, I'm all for it! Bwahahahaha!"

  "That’s just how they work, ya moron!"

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Then no deal. I have no need for a Carvanha or a Sharpedo.

"Your loss, lad!"

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"That's just how they work, ya moron!"

  "…Lad, are ya stupid? That’s how Pokemon Battles work!"

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"...Lad, are ya stupid? That's how Pokemon Battles work!"

  "Hah! Yer on, lad! I’ll send that Hydreigon of yers straight ta Davy Jones’ Locker!"

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"Hah! Yer on, lad! I'll send that Hydreigon of yers straight ta Davy Jones' Locker!"

  "I’m a moron, Lad? You askin’ for a battle?"

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As long as I can use my own pokemon, I might consider.

"Sure, lad. But you gotta use a Carvanha. Rules."

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"I'm a moron, Lad? You askin' for a battle?"

  "Makes sense." Not to him, but he’s drunk.

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Well, can't argue with preference, I guess.

"You can, however, sign up for Team Aqua! Bwahahahahaha!"

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"Makes sense." Not to him, but he's drunk.

  "…You’re telling me yer a lad? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What are ya, Chinese?"