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BOWSETTE VS BORGER

This thing was called the Spare Tire, omg- has fried onion rings on it too, good shit.

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Return of Retrowife, again!

Been a while since I’ve given selfies of this outfit, so here nya’ll go! To think I once found aesthetics like this obnoxious, and now I actively wear it... and rock it, at that! But hey, such is the nature of fetishes and kinks right?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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A WILD BOWSETTE HAS APPEARED!

So yeah I took these quite a while ago now, I ordered a Bowsette dress, but the damn website was so wrong with its sizes I was forced to return it. Despite that, I still took selfies of what I could actually use (all but the dress) and while I never got the shell or tail, one day, maybe, I’ll manage to complete the cosplay. For now... lewd P2 colour Bowsette showing off those Thwomps.

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Fumika Fox!

I am become fox milf. Not much else to say about that--

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GOTH HIME? GOTH HIME!!!

So hi how’s it been on this shitscape of a website, I have a lot of selfies I wanna share, but none more so than this! So let me rise from my grave and cast some goth milf hime vibes on nya’ll because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m not actually finished with this outfit yet, I have to fix the drills some so they feel more secure on my head, one of the clips is kinda dangly now because it half snapped on me learning to put them on. As well, I intend to get some gloves and a black parasol to go with all of this. I’ll try to get some clearer shots of my head in a bit or something. 

Also fangs. ♥

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1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN!

If this even stays visible, consider this one of those 90s anime moments of slapping the ass to taunt the fuCKERS OVER AT TUMBLR!

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Holy shit I’m not dead?? What the actual shit??? How am I not banned or whatever??? 

Well fuck it, lets see how many of my posts that got flagged get okay’d because tumblr is shit. Also gonna post a video of my slapping my fat ass and see what happens.

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Gal ♥ Pantsu

inb4 “shave you bitch” comments: fucking bite me

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Ahegao ♥ Gal

Title says it all  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Blue ♥ Gal ♥ Bitch

The contrast of blue on dark skin is honestly a good one, so here’s some lewd Gyaru selfies because this is a Gyaru who needs her body taken advantage of!

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I still love this stupid tank top. I tried to do a wet shot, but it didn’t work as well as I’d hoped. But the nipples are way out there, so there’s that I guess!

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“Step on me mommy!”

Apparently a common request a lot of milf types get so here’s preemptive action I guess?

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Caught staring~

They say if you’re caught staring at Yuuka’s chest, the last thing you see before you die is the sheer expansiveness of it. She’ll pull her top open and start draining your life! 

At least, that’s what I heard...

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Maybe I should go goth indefinitely, like 95% of my wardrobe is black anyway, may as well right?

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REAL(ly fake) BOOBS

Ironic clothing is still funny.

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More Goth Bimbo

Tis the season to be Gothy, Mwa hahahahaaa haha ha haaa

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