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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

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none of this even matters since i will be sacrificed by druids soon

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A minor stress of yarncrafts which I don't see discussed much:

There is a small tangle in your yarn. Topologically you know it must be a slipknot; if you give it a good firm tug, it should come undone.

Just how much force are you willing to stake on that?

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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john green didn’t “deserve” the way that early ‘10s tumblr treated him technically, but I feel like the discussion around whether he “deserved” it or not is completely missing the point. he was an adult in a space that was largely recreationally used by teenagers. why would he not get the substitute teacher treatment. what else did you think would occur here.

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it goes without saying the powdered wig stays ON during sex

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i love 2 have to talk about christian fundamentalism on my lunch break, that's my favorite

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what species are they? sorry I stacked them

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damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick