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My Bifur Ranting Masterpost

He’s a VETERAN, not a NUMBSKULL

Oin’s Hard of Hearing and Bombur’s fat, problem?

More than an injury.

DWARF SIGN LANGUAGE IS A THING.

Ooohhh science links!

Why Bifur wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot boar spear.

An OC’s guide to seducing Bifur.

WHYWHYWHY

I’m fucking hilarious.

Hobbit movie sign language.

Your condescension is retarded(impeding progress), not Bifur.

I don’t hate you. Just that headcanon.

Language links

Angst is not an acceptable excuse for ableism.

PTSD is a thing.

Bifur is a classy motherfucker.

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Everyone is looking mighty healthy! How are things in Erebor?

Bofur: Ah, why thank ya Bilbo. Ya know I’ve been using this           new moisturizer .. said to do wonders for the skin.           As of Erebor, well s’all fine and dandy, I suppose.Dwalin: Call me a SPRITE if it’s all “fine n’dandy”. We’ve put               air fresheners in every corridor and the place still reeks              of dragon.

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Aye yo Gloin!

Gloin: What is she saying ?? DOES SHE BEAR INSULT ??Oin: No ya’ idiot. She bears greeting.

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The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies - Official Soundtrack “The Last Goodbye”

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*throws flowers at you* weLCOME BACK FRIEND

—majestically accepts—

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tell me a joke!!

Bofur: What’s Gollum’s favorite bird ??Nori: What ??Bofur: A Smea-gull Nori: That was horrib—-Bofur: Oh, oh wait !! I’ve got another one .. Two elves walk into a bar            The Hobbit laughs and walks under it

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I'm glad you're back! I missed seeing your hilarious posts on my dash!

Ty bae. It really means a lot that you stayed

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To Thorin: What do you admire in a woman?

Thorin: A sense of honor, loyalty to—Dwalin: An’ havin’ a pretty face never hurts ..

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Would any of you stop smoking for a girl? I ask because I lost two of my grandparents to smoking and I love you all too much to have you do the same. ( also, I'm really glad your back this is the best ask blog I know)

Dwalin: ’..Bofur’s the only one who’s got a pipe on him day an’ night’Nori: ‘Ah, y’know all he’s got in there is some old CRABGRASS’

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thorin ur so tiny ..

thorin: That’s not what your mother said last night ..

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                  cheers to those who stayed                                  fairwell to those who didn't 

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Thorin girls make you nervous? That explains why there are only dudes in the company

Nori: Thorin just got his ass  s e r v e d

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(To kili) hey lil momma let me whisper in your ear Tell u something that you'd like to hear I like your lack of beard and that sexy face Don't take this all wrong I'm not a stalker at all

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Why don't you summon the dragonborn to kill smaug?

Dwalin: “I tried to tell Thorin. Would he listen? Noooo.”

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Whats your opinion about baby dragons?

Ori: “So … lizards?”

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Kili. Ereboner. Enough said. <33

Kili: “Fili, what’s a boner?”

Fili: “Go ask Uncle.”

Kili: Uncle, what’s a boner?”

Thorin: “Go ask your mother.”

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Hi! I just wanted to tell you that I love your blog and I love reading all the questions and replies. There are a lot of good ask blogs out there, but yours is definitely one of the best, in my opinion. Thanks for spending time making one! Kay bye :)

{—————————————————————-I think you’ve got the wrong blog, tbh}