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dworkiniferous
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dworkiniferous · 8 months ago
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I HAVE MADE A NEW TUMBLR
yeah i was gonna get assisted suicide but it turns out that you can only get reincarnated into a creature as lowly as or lowlier than a worm if you go that route, so im going to try to get into the military, i hear if you get killed in battle you're guaranteed reincarnation into a dust speck floating in warm, sweet sunlight.. that's a pretty sweet deal haha
-depressed person in world where reincarnation is bureaucratically organised
his friend: no they stopped doing that cause people kept getting killed on purpose
guy: damn... i gotta see a buddhist monk about eliminating my soul
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dworkiniferous · 8 months ago
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yeah i was gonna get assisted suicide but it turns out that you can only get reincarnated into a creature as lowly as or lowlier than a worm if you go that route, so im going to try to get into the military, i hear if you get killed in battle you're guaranteed reincarnation into a dust speck floating in warm, sweet sunlight.. that's a pretty sweet deal haha
-depressed person in world where reincarnation is bureaucratically organised
his friend: no they stopped doing that cause people kept getting killed on purpose
guy: damn... i gotta see a buddhist monk about eliminating my soul
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dworkiniferous · 8 months ago
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did you know that in chinese incels dont call it roast beef pussy they call it wood ear pussy like the mushroom
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dworkiniferous · 8 months ago
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hello. calling into the void
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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okay it's supposed to disturb but not to horrify, i think wehave enough horror
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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literally addicted to walking around with a dying phone like 8% battery no portable charger no outlets nearby and no plans of going home anytime soon either
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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i enjoy biking for 14 miles off one protein bar and a yerba mate im looking for someone who will do mushrooms with me at the nosferatu movie this fall
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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i don't like when theologians try to reconcile whatever religion with modern life for you. that should be a horrible struggle you go through on your own. it's narratively much better
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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Im in the witticism mines, scouring the confusing complex work of a well-known philosopher in order to find the MOST dull midwit thing they've ever said so that I can post it on Pinterest , or perhaps embroider it on a pillow, well someone had to do it
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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All music is about sex, except the music you're supposed to have sex to, which is about war
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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Once i really lock into buddhism its over for you hoes AND this blog
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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I think brunch having coexist bumper sticker private school moms are more hegelian than anyone
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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Yes!
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[2594/11080] Common emerald dove - Chalcophaps indica
Also known as: Asian emerald dove
Order: Columbiformes (pigeons and doves) Family: Columbidae
Photo credit: Arpit Bansal via Macaulay Library
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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( chanting) I WILL NEVER RECITE A CHANT! I WILL NEVER RECITE A CHANT!
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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Im a renaissance woman in the sense that I took part in a new age rebirth ritual back in the 2000s
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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I'm a woman of letters in that the words I use often have many letters, as many as perhaps 9 letters at a time,
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dworkiniferous · 10 months ago
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so like. i think that there's some aesthetically important sense of artworks meaning things. but often when people ask for the meaning what they mean is just like "say a proposition so that this artwork goes away" why are we doing that
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