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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

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I predict a Steven Universe spin-off will be announced!

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the tradition continues. after 5 whole years, we have made it back into hiatus until lars of the stars releases. gonna call it SU:LOTS

welcome back soldiers

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*hugs Dream*

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remembering that these feral little shits are completely unsupervised so they would do so much stupid shit.

like bite a wild animal cause it bit your brother

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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WAIT OMG I ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THE CHICKEN JOKE

The chicken joke

The why'd the chicken cross the road joke

To get to the other side

They meant. Chicken. Gon. Die. The other side as in heaven.

Holy shit I spent TEN LONG YEARS. Wondering. My dumbass thought of only the literal meaning of getting to the other side of the road. I was always so confused about that joke omg the clarity. I love it when this happens.

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im kind of obsessed with spoovy but i think heavy would constantly forget that spy has so much less hp than he does and accidentally murder his boyfriend all the time

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Sean calling out Mr. “His smile never reaches his eyes” Beast, is my favourite genre!

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I want all the mascot horrors to be besties.

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Helpy was overjoyed when Frankie joined the group.

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I think when I posted the drawing of Wooly, Bucky, and Kinito hanging out people thought I was characterizing Bucky as the grumpy one. No bro, Bucky was annoyed because it's Kinito.😭 You wouldn't be happy if the supposed best friend of the one that made you go through the horrors was trying to befriend you lol

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I could have just drawn indie horror characters hanging out but nooooooo my brain needed an explanation for how they all met. smh There's going to be a part 2.

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Mascot horror Happy Hour!