dyedfrog

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I was a 30 year old magical girl who worked for my grandmother's magical girl talent agency. I had a bad performance review, and my grandmother fired me.

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Imagine being skylar white in the my little pony universe. Your husband has been a blank flank all his life and then one day he comes home with the chemical formula for meth permanently branded on his ass. Could you imagine the explanation he'd come up with

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getting "cheered up" is ridiculous. you really think if you just see your friends and watch a movie and it magically makes everything better? grow up

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stranger & basil posting. more stuff from twitter :((

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Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

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images i made just for you

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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

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Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

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say what you want about basil but he took being a ride or die friend seriously and I respect that. he’d actually help you hide the body and that’s not even a joke. when asked those late night hypotheticals where it’s like “would you still be my friend if you found out I killed someone and needed a place to stay?” his answer would be yes. absolutely. you’re my friend. I will lie to the government for you. and that’s not just him giving an obligatory answer to make you feel good, that’s actual fact. he’s 16 and loves flowers and would have a criminal record if he was ever caught. when he made those friendship bracelets and said you’d be friends forever that was a threat and a promise. he’s crazy but he’s free

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you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

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Tumblr needs a version of a close friends story or something because I need to be a hater about something and I don't want to say it to all of tumblr

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When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)

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this isn’t a new or hot take or anything but the current trend of people just recording strangers in public is so fucking annoying and low key terrifying. the fact that someone can decide that i’m moving weird at the grocery store and record a video of me and get it reposted by barstool sports or whatever on tiktok makes me want to maul someone

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I'm so ready for whatever the fuck this is.

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This is literally such a minor thing but a lot of people think that the dress Mari was wearing when she died was what she was going to wear for the recital and I just personally never got that impression. Idk maybe it's just me but the dress looks more like casual wear, maybe even a night dress. It doesn't look formal enough for a recital