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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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Why do robins lay blue eggs? It seems kinda counterintuitive to have brightly visible eggs that are easily seen by predators.

it's so they can recognize their own eggs!

a predator really won't be able to see the eggs in the first place unless it's already found the nest, meaning it's going to find those eggs anyway at that point, so robins made their eggs a brilliant sky blue as an adaptation against brood parasitism.

brood parasitism can be a major concern for songbirds, because it means that parent birds will raise an unrelated species instead of their own offspring, and this may be the only breeding season they get if they're unlucky.

(note that cowbirds and cuckoos are NOT EVIL, this is just nature!)

BUT BACK TO ROBINS:

one of these is a cowbird egg, can you tell which?

SO CAN THE ROBINS. that little sucker is getting yeetus the fetus'd as soon as mom or dad returns from foraging and finds a weird little not-blue egg in the nest.

which is just another reason why robins are so successful! we're knee deep in these suckers every spring and summer because they are in fact, VERY good at being birds.

bop bop.

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ever since I started following you weird bruises have been appearing all across my body even when I haven't bumped into anything. Why

I am tenderizing you for fun because I'm bored.

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Caught up with Deltarune and I'm not going to post any real spoilers yet but I have to agree with Toby that frogs and bunnies kind of similars

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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“I’ll never talk” ok that’s cool. didn’t really expect you to. I’m not gonna torture you for information—I have an elaborate espionage network for that. everyone knows torture is an unreliable means of extracting information and anything obtained from it is not to be trusted. I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all the torture science. if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s the foolish notion that torture serves a practical purpose. no, my torture dungeon exists for good, clean fun. it’s all about the love of the game. strap ’em to the rack, boys!

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first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?

3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.

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btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

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Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

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Lights on!💡✨ ...phone, iPad and desktop wallpaper size available! LINK! ^o^

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NEVER GIVE UP

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Thursday Is Coming: What You Need To Know

As many of you know, tomorrow will be Thursday. Many people find themselves unprepared for Thursday and suffer the consequences. Here’s what you need to know to be safe:

Cockroaches are active on Thursdays.

A single month can contain well over 2 Thursdays.

Physicist Albert Rose died on a Thursday, as did several nuns and a poodle.

There are five times more car accidents on every Thursday than on 1/5 of any other weekday.

Wearing lipstick on a Thursday will almost always result in pigmentary encrustation of the procheilon tissue.

Many Thursdays are followed immediately by a resulting Friday.

Be safe this Thursday and remember that no matter what happens, no Thursday to date has lasted over 24 hours. For more information, please consult the Thursday Awareness hotline at 1627987185.

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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

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the thing about astarion is that i do think that he is COMICALLY his own worst enemy but i also recognize that the reason for that is that he hit a sharp genre shift at 100000 mph. one second you're the hot and kinda tragic but expendable minion of a d&d boss and the next you're the romancable companion in the party. this little man was built to have his lore discovered in a notebook while looting his corpse after you've killed cazador and all the sudden everyone's like hey astarion. do you want to sit by the fire and tell us about yourself :) we all like you and want you happy :) and he's like what the fuuuuck. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk????

however i do still find him funny about it, sorry man