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nobody in this website has ever heard of the concept of the petit bourgeoisie i think

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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

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You hurt my feelings which was interesting to me

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wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish

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when cis people talk about my pre-trans self its he/him and my name. when i talk about my pre-trans self she's a young girl and i killed her and dug her grave with my bare hands and one day i will lie down with her again and our bones will intertwine. you understand

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when u reactivate glados in portal 2 and she goes "oh... its you" i go 🥰❤️🥰🥰🥰😍😌❤️🥰❤️❤️❤️🥰❤️😍❤️😌😌✨️✨️🥰❤️😍✨️🥰❤️❤️ like babygirl you are so full of disgust and contempt for me

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They call me creepy on account of I. I um. I’m pasta.

its alright man standup is hard dont be nervous

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Any time one of my mutuals mentions something irl bothering them i punch my walls in agony because i havent yet mastered the skill of teleportation to go personally fight whatever it is that's making my queens upset

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(Lasting as in not just a small “ow that’s hot” burn that’s fine by the end of the day but a “holy FUCK ow” burn that takes a couple days to heal)

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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I made a Dragon Age uQuiz! Answer some questions and I’ll tell you which character you are.

https://uquiz.com/yfqq8U

little preview of possible answers:

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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

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Something that I first applied to working with children, and have applied in a limited form to working with adults: you don't need to tell someone when they read your instructions wrong. Sometimes it's enough to point out what they did right and then whatever they didn't do? You ask them to do it in more precise words, and you make it sound like it's a new request. Remarkable how fast things get done this way.

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