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i miss her like a mf...🚬

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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oh ok

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has this joke been beaten to death yet?

Palamedes art credit is @kimabutch!!!

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they got tired and took a nap

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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I guess this is what the new animal farm movie is going to look like huh...

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Ophie, Milo and Juniper in fancy dresses just for fun (and inking warmups)

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Are you enjoying this?

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it was worth a try

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Jerry dates a brabant woman whose father has angered Emperor Rudolph. Elaine develops a boil that fascinates physicians. Kramer attempts to impersonate a monk, and is questioned by a Papal Nuncio. George is discovered to have the worst horoscope in the entire Holy Roman Empire.

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the mutuals would love that

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Jerry suspects the oracle might be flirting with him. Elaine attempts to break up with a chariot racer by joining the vestal virgins. Kramer makes raunchy pottery. George refuses to believe that he has been cursed.

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"average darkner gets divorced 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average darkner gets 0 divorces per year. Divorces G. Spamton, who lives in a dumpster & gets divorced over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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DREW SPAMTON WITH STICK AND FIRE