dykem77
dykem77
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dykem77 · 8 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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dykem77 · 8 hours ago
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I found this youtube video of a TikTok compilation of 'purse restock station' videos and like an idiot I clicked on it. God when will I learn? My faith in humanity is suffering enough without shit like this.
For those of you fortunate enough not to know, a 'restock station' is basically a big acrylic box with compartments that you fill up with things you usually keep in your purse, so when you run out of something or you switch purses you just take the stuff from your restock station.
In theory, this is actually right up my alley because I pack all of my purses like I'm expecting to survive the apocalypse with nothing but what I already have on me. I'm that one girl who has an extra tampon, bandaids, ibuprofen, an extra raincoat, deodorant, scrunchie, brush, you fucking name it I have it with me. I even have one of those travel toothbrushes in case I get sick after a car ride. If you dropped me anywhere in the world with just the stuff I have in my purse, I think I could survive for 24 hour if I had a good coat on me.
But these videos really blow my gasket because I know, I KNOW what shit I might actually need and what I've eventually taken out because I never got to use it, and these girlies? They're so fucking obviously not using any of this shit it drives me crazy. They're an insult to overpackers everywhere. Tampons, soap paper and wet wipes, yeah, that makes sense you want that in every purse. Mini fucking beauty blenders and mini razors???? Those teeny compressed towels that nobody uses and mini packs of tictacs????? AREN'T TICTACKS ALREADY TINY ENOUGH???? I saw one where the girl put in facemasks. THOSE DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE FOR AN OVERNIGHT BAG!!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AIRPODS THERE?????
I feel like those restock stations are a mockery of me specifically and I want to bite someone. I want to go fucking feral and grab these girlies by the neck and shake them until their brain starts working again. This is a cosplay of us overprepared girlies. It would be satire if they had a smidge of self awareness. Overconsumption aestetic in a new hat. I bet they wouldn't even give a friend in need one of those tampons they're always shoving in there BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY USING THEM!!!!
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dykem77 · 8 hours ago
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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
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dykem77 · 8 hours ago
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
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What
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Huh???
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dykem77 · 8 hours ago
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“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:
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dykem77 · 8 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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dykem77 · 9 hours ago
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were going to have an ARTFIGHT summer. were going to draw OC ART. we will be NOT FINISHING REFERENCE SHEETS. we will be ignoring our BACKLOG. we will be FORGETTING WHAT WE PLANNED TO DRAW AND ATTACKING RANDOM CHARACTERS. we will be NOT GOING OUTSIDE. we will be GETTING RSI and FORGETTING TO STRETCH ENOUGH. ARTFIGHT SUMMER !!
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dykem77 · 12 hours ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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dykem77 · 1 day ago
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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.
At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.
Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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these are KILLING me
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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a quick 30 minute sketch i felt compelled to draw.
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dykem77 · 2 days ago
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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