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                                 i’d probably miss my own birthday for a date …                ind. priv. selective. BETTY FINN from HEATHERS adored by LUP.

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OKAY SO EVERYONE’S BEEN MOVED ! urls are the same, they just have their own accs now ! just to make it easier: veronica, sayori, betty !

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OKAY SO EVERYONE’S BEEN MOVED ! urls are the same, they just have their own accs now ! just to make it easier: veronica, sayori, betty !

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OKAY SO EVERYONE’S BEEN MOVED ! urls are the same, they just have their own accs now ! just to make it easier: veronica, sayori, betty !

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i’m thinking abt moving my sideblogs to new accounts ?? opinions ?? also, less important but: should i change my mun fc ?

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starter call !

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grudginggreen:

“ you’re looking awfully BRIGHT today, betty. new shirt? “

@plainbetty (sc)

“ aaa-- um no ... it-- it was just in the back of my closet, honestly. ”

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fav for me to go through your meme tag and send you stuff

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    she swallowed, scrambling to pick up the rest of her books before they were tossed out of her reach. she whole-heartedly wished the ground would open up and swallow her completely just so she wouldn’t have to come up with a response. she wished so badly to be able to snap back with something. not even something that would hurt just anything more than stuttered half-thoughts.     “ i- i’m sorry, heather. i swear it’ll never happen again. ” her face was hot with humiliation as she edged as far away from chandler as possible to make her way to the garbage and fished out the novel ( oh, it had to be a favorite too, didn’t it ? ). she wiped the trash off the back delicately, before putting the book back on top of the rest. it wasn’t sticky, at least, having landed on a stack of papers.

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 SHANE  MADEJ  SENTENCE  STARTERS !    ( PT. 1 )

 i  watched  around  60+  buzzfeed  videos  to  do  this  but  here  it  is :   an  assorted  sentence  pack  of  shane  madej  quotes  from  buzzfeed  videos  other  than  buzzfeed :  unsovled !    there’s  plenty  of  buzzfeed :  unsloved  memes  going  around  so  i  thought  it  nice  to  shed  some  light  on  other  things  shane  has  said  in  other  material .    feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  in  anyway  you’d  like !

 ❛    i  feel  like  i’m  in  the  fourth  dimension !   ❜  ❛    am  i  yelling ?   ❜  ❛    so  when  do  people  wear  this ?   when  they  sleep ?   when  they  make  love ?   ❜  ❛    i’m  so  glad  this  isn’t  cake !   ❜  ❛    this  was  my  favorite  toy .   forever .   ❜  ❛    this  is  so  much  better  than  cake .   ❜  ❛    i  eat  to  live  but  i  don’t  live  to  eat .    ❜  ❛    here’s  to  a  great  week  of  being  sludge  buds .    ❜  ❛    hey ,  look !   there’s  some  vomit  on  the  stairs  …  and  here’s  my  dinner !    ❜  ❛    i’ve  been  eating  muck  since  tuesday .   i’m  …  sad ?   and  kinda  delirious .    ❜  ❛    the  other  night  i  was  falling  asleep  and  i  just  started  thinking  about  bread .    ❜  ❛    some  bread  is  airy ,  some  bread  is ,  like ,  cakey  …  what  was  the  question ?    ❜  ❛    food  is  great .   don’t  ever  take  food  for  granted ,  it’s  the  best .    ❜  ❛    because  i’m  a  fun  guy  and  i  know  how  to  party .    ❜  ❛    where’s  all  this  liquid  go ?   are  we  filling  up  like  balloons  right  now ?    ❜  ❛    alright ,  i’m  stepping  away  from  this  situation .    ❜  ❛    what  have  you  done ?!   your  blood !   your  precious  blood !    ❜  ❛    all  that  for  a  banana ?    ❜  ❛    i’m  gonna  look  like  seacrest  after  this .    ❜  ❛    i  don’t  pay  attention  to  my  face .   i  know  it’s  here .    ❜  ❛    dancing  little  ice  globes ,  dancing  across  my  face .    ❜  ❛    this  is  everything  that  i  want  forever .    ❜  ❛    we’re  gonna  get  snails  put  on  our  face ,  for  some  reason .    ❜  ❛    do  you  mind  eating  this  asparagus  and  then  peeing  into  this  cup  for  me ?    ❜  ❛    meet  me  in  the  studio .   bring  your  cup  of  pee .    ❜  ❛    i  don’t  know  why  we  did  this ,  because  you  can’t  smell  it ,  but ,  i  assure  you ,  it’s  revolting .    ❜  ❛    i’ve  climbed  a  whole  bunch  of  ladders .   whole  bunch  of  stairs .   vertical  ascension ,  i’m  pretty  good  at  it .    ❜  ❛    i  don’t  think  i’m  scared  of  heights .   i’ll  find  out  when  i  get  to  the  top .    ❜  ❛    i  worked  very  hard  to  be  this  tall !    ❜  ❛    i’m  just  here  ‘cause  this  is  the  stuff  they  make  us  do .    ❜  ❛    i  feel  like  it’s  eating  my  skin  but  in  a  good  way .    ❜  ❛    well ,  you  know ,  we  do  whatever  we  want  around  here .    ❜  ❛    i  imagine  it’s  going  to  be  someone  towering  over  me  and  telling  me ,  very  loudly ,  that  i’m  not  trying  hard  enough  ‘cause  i  probably  won’t  be .    ❜  ❛    at  the  end  of  the  day  my  goal  is  to  remain  alive .    ❜  ❛    it’s  about  what  i  expected  which  is  pretty  rough .    ❜  ❛    it  was  one  of  the  low  points  in  my  life  but ,  once  again ,  entirely  worth  it .    ❜  ❛    he  looked  like  he  was  gonna  throw  up  a  couple  times .   to  be  fair ,  though ,  i  also  almost  threw  up .    ❜  ❛    have  you  ever  seen  a  head  more  ready  to  get  a  snake  put  on  it ?    ❜  ❛    you  know ,  sometimes  you  hear  people  breathing  in  your  ear  but  very  rarely  a  snake .    ❜  ❛    i  could  have  done  that  for  like  four  or  five  more  hours .    ❜  ❛    right  now  i  look  like  shit  but ,  ten  minutes  from  now ,  i’m  gonna  look  like  ryan  seacrest !    ❜  ❛    holy  cow ,  those  are  brows !    ❜  ❛    now  i  understand  what  furries  are  all  about .    ❜  (  singing  )   ❛    who’s  a  milky  piggy ?   me !   me !   me !    ❜  ❛    i  don’t  wanna  see  that  in  the  mirror  ever  again .    ❜  ❛    hey ,  i’m  the  world’s  biggest  soup  fan !   that’s  what  i’m  trying  to  say  here .    ❜  ❛    well ,  only  twenty  eight  more  minutes  of  this .   so  i’m  going  to  die .    ❜  ❛    this  is  all  natural ,  baby !    ❜  ❛    if  you  just  imagine  a  root  beer  float  but  without  any  moisture .   that’s  what  you’re  about  to  experience .    ❜  ❛    definitely  thinking  outside  the  box ,  and  that’s  respectable .   maybe  they  should  start  keeping  it  inside  the  box ,  though .    ❜

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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 ( 2007 ) SENTENCE STARTERS

Forget about the rest of us, how about the fact that your brother has worked extremely hard on this show? 

But you’re messing with my friends and my summer and that’s not okay with me.

You’re very good at a game that I don’t want to play.

Blowing off your friends, missing dates, if that’s you, then it’s good to know.

No, no, no. I was only doing that because I’m working on the scholarship thing and you know that.

But if along the way you act like someone you’re not, pretty soon that’s who you become.

I meant what I said about movies, and summer, and just being together.

You dress a lot better, that’s for sure.

Next time I see Country Club Princess, I’m gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.

Would it be okay if we draw straws to see who has to wait on ____?

All right, look, if you wanna play ball, then grab a mitt. But I don’t dance.

That girl’s got more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match.

Going to movies, listening to music, and golly, ______

Hey, if they were thinking that, they’re not thinking that today.

What about us? What about everything we’ve been through?

What about trust?

You know I never wanted to hurt you!

I gotta leave, but I’ll miss you…

I’ve never lied… except when necessary.

I’ve always bought my parents expensive gifts… using their credit card, of course.

But I don’t deserve this humiliation!

What was the first thing you said to me when I started working here?

My mom said summer jobs are good on college applications.

All part of the frightening concept called our future.

In case you aren’t familiar with this particular item, it goes around your neck. Like a, um, dog collar. Chop, chop!

Dude, you’re actually listening?

You’re all being paid to work, not play Dr. Phil! Chop, chop!

Listen: We’ve been like brothers since preschool! If I don’t know who you are these days, then who does?

Good job, killer, make the ball fear you.

I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future, until it actually started happening.

That girl needs to take up knitting… or some sport where she can only injure herself.

This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.

You’re an employee, not a fairy godmother. Let’s have it.

Whatever happens, long as we’re together, it’s cool, right?

I think we were meant to sing together, don’t you?

And actually, right now I think I like you better then I like myself.

Tell Pumpkin if she worries too much, she’ll get frown lines.

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rp sentence starters taken from vines 

“ i thought you were bae.  turns out you’re just fam ” “ i coulda dropped my croissant ” “ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ” “ this bitch empty ” “ you’re not my dad ” “ you always want to hear something ” “ ugly ass fucking noodle head ” “ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ” “ it’s wednesday my dudes ” “ your mom’s a hoe ” “ i do love working here ” “ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ” “ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ” “ i love you bitch ” “ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ” “ what are those? ” “ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ” “ i can’t believe you’ve done this ” “ look at all those chickens ” “ hi welcome to chili’s ” “ i never fucking learned how to read ” “ try me bitch ” “ i wanna be a cowboy ” “ why don’t i have a car seat? ” “ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ” “ hoe don’t do it ” “ a potato flew around my room before you came ” “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ” “ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ” “ i have a basketball game tomorrow ” “ this bitch called me ugly ” “ i like pickles ” “ it’s fricken bats ” “ i love halloween ” “ excuse my pottymouth ” “ shut the fuck up ” “ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ” “ that was legitness ”

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starter for @biggerthanjohnlennonn​ !

she tried to keep herself small, as always, when she caught sight of heather chandler walking down the hall. she always hoped she would be able to make herself invisible, sink into her locker, maybe. usually, she was pretty good at making herself go unnoticed, but this time, her lack of balance got the better of her as she just managed to avoid face-planting right in front of the queen bee. she quickly sat up, gathering her things as she shot heather a small, apologetic smile, knowing that she would never live this down.

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miss-voice-of-a-generation:

Her smile began to waver as the other girl went on, sort of emptied out from underneath—until nothing was left but the vague idea of one, and pretty soon that was gone too. Slipped clean off her face. Ended up being replaced with something that was a lot more like guilt, and she guessed that was probably what should’ve been there in the first place—instead of all this cringeworthy bullshit she’d been trying to pull. She should’ve known better—had known better, and she’d turned a blind eye anyway. And that wasn’t even the worst part. Oh, sure—she could pretend this was all about feeling bad for Betty, about wanting to change her mind, about feeling like a shit friend for ever creating this whole circus act in the first place, and make no mistake—that would’ve been plenty on its own—but who was she kidding, right? 

What really made her stomach turn was the idea that Betty might’ve been onto something bigger, that maybe you couldn’t have both, that maybe this had become a lot more serious than she’d ever meant for it to be, and she still wasn’t doing anything about it—now that was a real kick in the gut. She swallowed, and she could feel that her mouth had gone dry, almost cottony. Her heart had sunk in that slow, grimacing sort of way—when you were still kinda hoping that you’d have another shot, but really—you knew better. And she wasn’t used to feeling that ashamed about stuff, God—turned out it could really bite. Company you keep and all that shit—you better fucking learn it, girl. 

“Hey, woah, hold the fuck up—” She was frowning now, leaning forward, mouth slightly open—sort of hating herself for sounding more surprised than she actually felt. Like that was going to give her some kind of free pass or something. She reached out, her expression drawn and furrowed, touching Betty’s arm and gripping her there lightly, trying to catch her eye. “Don’t even go there, okay? No fucking way. Look, I can’t even begin to tell you how—” How tired I am of all this bullshit I keep pulling. “It’s just—it’s totally different, okay? Way different. Believe me.” She paused, exhaling a little frustration—at herself, biting the inside of her lower lip. “—moving on is the last thing I wanna do.” 

betty closed her eyes, biting her lip for a moment as she thought. this wasn’t how any of this was supposed to go. veronica was supposed to be her best friend for life, never leaving each other’s sides. they were supposed to get through high school together and go to college near each other and spend weekends hanging out or talking on the phone. and betty-- she always tried not to get bitter, fought the constant feeling of BETRAYAL that weighed heavily on her as she watched veronica walk down the hall with the heartless bullies who terrorized betty and her friends day in and day out.

she’d let it sit inside of her and turn into self-hatred, burning and constant. and ... it just hurt so bad. she felt her eyes sting as she opened them to face veronica again, her heart in her throat and a constant empty smile on her face. veronica deserved better than to be stuck in the rut that was betty finn. deserved the bigger and better things she was on her way to and betty had no right to hate her, especially not when veronica still managed to be kind enough to give her this sympathy. to try to pretend that everything was normal for a while.

“ ronnie ... ” she hated how brittle and small she sounded, “ you’re a really good person. i’m glad you are. you haven’t-- you haven’t let them get to you and that-- it’s really good, y’know ? but ... i don’t want you to go out of your way to ... do this. when you have more important things to worry about, okay ? you don’t-- you don’t have to worry about me. ” ( L I A R ) “ just-- be happy where you’ve gotten to. you’re really close to making it and i’m ... i’m proud of you. ” she stood, slipping her arm away from veronica’s touch, and wiped the tears that were starting to fall down her face. “ i’m sorry ... i don’t know why i’m crying. ” a forced laugh. “ i don’t want to get on your nerves or anything so ... ”

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🤙

What do you think about my portrayal?

🤙 - can you teach me how to portray my muse that well?

YOURE TOO SWEET AND IM DYING ILYSM WTF ????

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What do you think about my portrayal?

👎 - it’s not good

👇 - not that bad, but definitelly could use some improvement

👌 - it’s ok, but there’s some space to improve

✋ - your character’s personality is too bland

🤞- your character’s appearance is too simple (not unique/they have very common traits)

✍ - I’d love to know more about your muse’s backstory

✌ - your character has engaging personality

🤘 - your character has unique, interesting appearance

👊 - I like the way you portray your muse

👍- your portrayal is great

👏 - others should learn from you

🤙 - can you teach me how to portray my muse that well?

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primary. dodie aesthetic (10/?)