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Quick one of the coolest Super

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nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

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At this point I’ll stop the family fued jokes until I’m tired of it

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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You know what's great. Uninstalling stuff. I love to Uninstall

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who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

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Focused

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🏍️💨🫧🌟

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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Reupload if someone don't see that poste!

I coloured some sketches !!!

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i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok