dykestriders
dykestriders
women are my favorite guy
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semi-retired profesional shitposter with a concentration in sporadic art posts
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dykestriders · 1 day ago
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Quick one of the coolest Super
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dykestriders · 2 days ago
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nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix
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dykestriders · 2 days ago
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At this point I’ll stop the family fued jokes until I’m tired of it
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."
This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find
Some people get existential dread from this
Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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You know what's great. Uninstalling stuff. I love to Uninstall
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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Focused
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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🏍️💨🫧🌟
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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Reupload if someone don't see that poste!
I coloured some sketches !!!
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dykestriders · 3 days ago
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dykestriders · 4 days ago
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i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok
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