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animals in armour

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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Today, March 27th, is Uni’s 5th birthday!

Thank you for coming into my life.

Please say "Happy Birthday Uni" to him! :3

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

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You OK?

via jj.am

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war never changes

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Glass bridge with a cracking effect

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i love working to the sound of someone else losing their marbles. this is my favorite genre of youtube video

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English added by me :)

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“My dash did a thing” is outdated but OH MY GOD

@cat-cosplay @allelitewrestlings

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Prepare yourself.