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[dylanobrienxo]

Do you have that one movie you can quote pretty much the whole thing start to finish and no one will watch with you because they find you to be the most annoying person on the planet when you don’t shut up? Please tell me it’s not just me. I do this with Lord of The Rings, it only started in 2016 when I was recovering, but it was all I watched for six months and now I think I know every word. // @theglamliststarters​

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dylanobrien: Did I just fall asleep on my couch for 45 minutes? I sure did.

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New stills of Dylan O'Brien as Fredrick Fitzell, Maika Monroe as Cindy, Emory Cohen as Sebastian and Keir Gilchrist as Andre in “The Education of Fredrick Fitzell”

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tt-posey​:

You need to learn that the human body is a beautiful sarcophagus for the human soul and just embrace weinerville. Wait a hot minute!!!! 

SIGHHHHHHHH

Yeah, look it’s out there… SnapChat hoolies will eventually trap you and sell your meat for a ticket to see the Jonas Brothers, but as much as I’d like my video… (you know now that it’s out there and I’ve got no choice in the matter) to be PDubs hot video of the week. That shit is buried. That shit is buried far and deep and you have to actively be searching for T-Posey beats da salami stick to find it. Explanations, Dyl? No judgement here, but liars will be knocked from my Snapchat regs list. Also, sorry Dyl, I had no choice in the matter if I wanted to remove the hood or not. Though there’s a roaring census that without is more beautiful anyway. Take your hate and judgement all the way to Serbia, where you can find all the hooded Ds you want and need.

Oh, shit… advert your eyes… 

I am not saying it’s not a beautiful thing. I am saying that you give guys like me whole rarely disrobe a lot of expectations we can’t live up to. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t look as good as you do naked.

No no no, I don’t- listen, we’ve been friends for a lot of years, a very long time and there are some settings you don’t want to see your best friend in and that is one of them. I don’t want to see you beating your meat for someone on Snapchat, and under no circumstances will I let my curiosity win so we can just cut this part of the conversation right here. It’s not hate and judgement. It’s me trying not to be a disappoint to whatever female has seen you buck naked and shinning.

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tt-posey​:

I was NOT…

psh, no, you’re right I was totally naked. Money is on that there’s pics of me on the web somewhere with me filling up my dad’s car with my own nozzle out. That ‘Porn Movie’ basically puns itself. 

Hold on… yeah found it… it’s my MasterClass psych cert. Hit me. Is it time to finally tell the world that you’ve got a sexual fetish for Russian nesting dolls? 

See, I knew it. Always have to be naked. You need to learn to put clothes on, you’re really giving the rest of us some competition we don't really need. Don’t even bring up porn, because one time; no, I’m not going to give you details, I saw a video on the infamous website everyone is familiar with and my first thought was ‘that looks like Tyler’s arm’ same tattoo, everything, but alas I am familiar with your naked form, not by choice if I may add, but I did thought it was you for all of twenty seconds and was going to call you and tell you to reevaluate a lot of your choices.

I do not have a sexual fetish for Russian nesting dolls. Can we not put that into the universe? People will start sending them to me with messages ‘Well Tyler said...’ No, no Tyler did not say, you know nothing.

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[ text ] this was a 'heath' advice reddit though. there's med students on here.

[ text ] Students, Tyler, med STUDENTS not doctors.

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[ text ] i hope its a pimple... [ text ] i've got 6 upvotes on reddit saying it is.

[ text ] no no no we’ve discussed this. DO NOT us reddit to diagnose anything.

[ text ] You’re going to be the death of me, you know this right?

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dylanobrien: Fell asleep watching Lord of The Rings... Woke up to Bobs Burgers.. please explain this logic Hulu..

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dylanobrien: Do you ever start questioning your own sanity when you're awake late at night? I have, and I am.

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mazzmurray-glam​:

I have no idea what to do with myself. Everythings ready. Everyone from my parents, to my sister, to my best friends have telling to put my feet up and enjoy the quiet while I can. That is impossible anyway because I already have two sons who I need to do things for. Maybe I should make the most of it and watch some stuff. Any ideas?

@theglamliststarters​

I mean, if you’re looking for something to watch, just turn on Netflix and hit that fancy ‘Play me something’ button that they have then it will just randomly select something for you. That’s what I do, but that’s because I never know what to watch either.

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tt-posey​:

[ jumps into this web of secret celeb chitty chats ] what is up?

I was hanging out with my brother the other day… and I don’t know, but do any of you just randomly find out via a sibling or a close family member that you used to do something completely bonkers as a kid that you can’t remember? Apparently I used to sleepwalk, but not just ‘hey, sup, what’s hanging? i’m just chilling in the hall here,’ but I mean full walks to the woods, drives to the local gas station, and swims in our pool. i didn’t even know it was possible to do all of that asleep but apparently it totally is. like you’re asleep, but not fully knocked out. tbh the details are still a little blurry. i totally called him out for the lie, but nope my dad confirmed it. 

i guess, my question to all of you losers and winners, is there anything you did as a child that you kind subconsciously buried and we could maybe compile a book about? i need money to feed my new sea monkeys. 

Why does this not surprise me? Like, not a single thing about this is shocking to me. If someone said this shit about me then I would just question the mental stability of the person thinking I actually do these things, but you? Nope, full on a believable. And, I have half a mind to believe it is very possible all these events happened while you were naked, change my mind.

Look, you know me better than anyone else, we both know my entire life and career could be in this book. I have buried so much shit that I don’t even want to know if anyone wants to go digging around in my head. It’s a scary place in there, Posey, want to give it a go?

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[ text ] ever had a pimple on your dick?

[ text ] Can’t say that I have. Do you? Do you need it to be popped?

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brxsnahan​:

Anyone else can’t work unless things are straight? Like do you find yourself unable to even think unless everything on your desk or in a room is picked up and organized around you? I’ve known this about myself for a while just lately…gods hel the person that disrupts my organization. That might be the part you don’t relate too. Short lesson don’t touch my stuff.

@theglamliststarters​ 

What?! People actually work in a clean workspace? No, Anyone that has ever worked with me can tell you that my space is always just a complete mess. I have nothing organized at all. People just don’t touch my things because no one ever knows where I have anything.