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Ranking The Eras Tour Outfits!

Hey everyone! Hope you're all having a great evening! Today I will be ranking every outfit worn on the Eras tour!

Let's Get Started!

Lover Bodysuit:

Pink and Blue

Hot Pink

Tangerine

Gold and Blue

Purple Tassels

Man, I really love the Lover bodysuit! It's so beautiful with all the rhinestones and glitter!

The Man jacket:

Hot Pink

Silver

Purple

Black

Tangerine

I'm not the biggest fan of the man jacket, it's just not as good looking as the rest of the outfits on the tour.

Fearless dress:

Short Gold

Silver and Sapphire

Tiger Stripe

Black and Silver

Long Gold

Long Silver

I really only like the Short Gold and Sapphire dresses, the Tiger is fine, the rest are ugly.

Red Shirt:

A LOT Going on right now

Ew

Taylor's Version

Trouble

Think about Me

Like Ever

I like the 22 shirt, but the ones that are just lyrics are so boring, and unfunny.

Speak Now Gown:

Wonderstruck

Pink Dress

Silver Dress

Purple

Blue Dress

Everything Bagel

Swirls

Tissue Paper

I love all of these gowns! Except for the tissue paper, like, that one is SO goddamn ugly!

Reputation Bodysuit:

Red

Gold

Honestly, I wish Taylor would have given us more variations because I love this outfit! I really would have liked a green one!

Folklore Dresses:

Berry

Cream

Green

Blue

Purple

Pink

Yellow

I LOVE The Folkmore dresses! It's probably my favorite outfit on the tour! I think they're all great, the yellow one's just ok though.

I'm going to be ranking the original 1989 outfits:

1989 two pieces:

Blue

Pink

Green

Orange

I LOVE the new ones, but there are just TOO MANY combos to rank. I also just like the originals better.

Tortured Poets Dress:

Who's Afraid

Ruining My Life

Two Piece:

Gold

Graphite

Silver

White

I LOVE The tortured Poets set so much!!!!! All the outfits are amazing!

Surprise Song dresses:

Supernova

Sunset

Koi Fish

Sunrise Boulevard

Betta Fish

I LOVE the new surprise song dresses! Especially the Supernova!!! AAAAAA!

Midnights T Shirt:

Iridescent

Pink

Light Purple

Dark Purple

Dark Blue

Bright Blue

Midnights Bodysuit:

Moonstone

Scallops

Dark Blue

Chevron

Cutouts

I'm not a huge fan of the shirt dress, but I love the bodysuits, especially the Moonstone!

By Swifties, See you next time!

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sorry guys accidentally posted today's blog on the Taylor community page! So if you wanna read, go check it out there!

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"Loving him was like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street." Lyric of the day, Red by Taylor Swift!!

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The Boyfriends

Hi everyone, welcome to today's blog!

Today I'm going to be talking about my opinions on the BOYFRIENDS

*dun dun dunnnnnnn*

So without further ado, let's get started!

Joe Jonas -

Ok, so unpopular opinion. I LOVE JOE! I mean, I don't love how he treated her, but I'm a Jonas Brothers fan. And he's pretty hot lol. But on the other hand, HE BROKE UP WITH HER ON A 27 SECOND PHONE CALL! WHO DOES THAT? So I do hate that he did that, but I do love him still...

But also, we've gotten some AMAZING songs from their relationship!

Last Kiss

FOREVER AND ALWAYS

Holy Ground!!!!!

I mean just those three songs alone are 10/10. Last Kiss is so heartbreaking, I love Forever and Always, and Holy Ground is the song that made me a swiftie.

Taylor Lautner -

Probably my favorite out of the exes. The Twilight movies are so goddamn stupid but they're kind of like a guilty pleasure. I think he's a great actor and I love their relationship together. It also seems that they are on good terms and are still friends.

BACK TO DECEMBER

Now that's only one song, and it's enough for me to say that their relationship inspired some 10/10 songs!

John Mayer -

No. I mean, no. HE WAS 32. and guess how old Tay was? SHE WAS 19! 19!!!!!!!!!!! He's also just disgusting in my opinion, I can't stand him, and I don't even want to talk about him anymore.

DEAR JOHN

the story of us

Ours

Superman

Now I don't give two craps that those other three are there. DEAR JOHN is one of my FAVORITE songs EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the song, hate the person it's about.

Jake Gyllenhaal -

Ok, so I hate what he did to Mother. LIKE DUDE GIVE HER HER GODDAMN SCARF BACK!!!!! But he is HOT. And, he gave us some pretty good songs, which we'll get too in a sec. But this was kind of an era where Taylor was picking men who were a lot older than her. First John (ugh) and now Jakey Boy. I mean her and the yucky John man were 13 years apart, her and Jakey were still TEN years apart. Not as bad as Mr. Nasty, but still a big difference.

ALL TOO WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

We are never ever getting back together (like EVER)

I Bet You Think About Me

Maroon

I Almost Do

The Moment I Knew

Red

State of Grace

DAMN THATS A GOOD LINEUP. JAKEY AND TAY MUST'VE HAD A PRETTY INTERESTING RELATIONSHIP. This is a lot of AMAZING songs. I mean, it could only be All Too Well and I'd be satisfied.

Harry Styles -

"Does it feel like everything's just like Second best after that meteor strike?"

DAMN. Taylor said this about Harry WHILE she was still with JOE. She told Joe to Suck. It. Up. Harry's probably one of the better exes because I love him! He's such a cool person and he makes good music. Ok, who's ready for a long list of songs?

Style, out of the woods, all you had to do was stay, I wish you would, wildest dreams, how you get the girl, this love, I know places, clean, Wonderland, Question, and I Knew You Were Trouble.

That was funnnnnnn!!!!

Calvin Harris -

I don't really know why, but this man icks me out. Also She TOTALLY CHEATED ON HIM. HIGH INFIDELITY HELLO?

I Did Something Bad

High Infidelity

Bejeweled

I Forgot That You Existed.

Not the best lineup. Do love Bejeweled though!

Tom Hiddleston -

I LOVE TOM!!!!! He's a great actor, I love his personality, and him and Taylor's relationship seemed sweet.

Getaway Car

Midnight Rain

Didn't get many songs, but the one's he did get are GREAT! I love Getaway Car!

Joe Stinky Smelly -

EWWWWWWWW. STINKY SMELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

(also he's not even a good actor, go watch one of his films.)

Too many songs to list, also I'm tired.

The Rat -

Ok so I'm not talking about Ratty Healy today. He's a rat. That's all he is. everyone comment #screw ratty healy!

Also too many songs.

Sorry for getting a bit lazy at the end. VERY TIRED WITH SCHOOL. After I post this I'm probably just gonna go up to my dorm and sleep for hours lol.

Bye ya'll, have a great night!

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what are your top 5 songs from ttpd?

Oh! That's a tough one!

Fresh out the Slammer

For sure that one!

2. loml

This song destroys me!!!!

3. Guilty as Sin?

IT'S SO GOOD!!!!

4. The Black Dog

Also, SO GOOD!

5. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

I love the whole song, but, DAMN! That bridge hits hard!

But tbh, I love almost the whole album!

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"Don't want no other shade of blue but you." Lyric of the day, Hoax by Taylor Swift

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My Dream Eras Tour

Hi everyone, today I want to talk about what I would want as the Eras Tour setlist if I could have any songs. The Rules: I can only have 45 songs and each era must have at least one song. I can also have two surprise songs making the song count 47! Let's get started!

First up...

THE LOVER ERA!! -

I love opening up the tour with Lover, because I mean it was just about to get it's moment at the Lover Fest, but then C*VID had to ruin it! So it makes sense that Lover would be what Taylor would want to perform first.

Miss Americana (abridged) into Cruel Summer

I want to keep the opening the EXACT same! With Miss Americana's shortened version and then going directly into Cruel Summer.

2. Afterglow

Ok so this is my favorite Lover song, and I NEED to see it live! I just think this would be so good, especially with the tangerine bodysuit. OMG!!

3. Paper Rings

I ADORE this song so much, and I would've loved to see it on the tour. I think delusional Taylor is so fun and I think this song would just be awesome to scream in a stadium with so many other people.

4. The Man x You Need To Calm Down

So even though these song aren't any of my favorite Lover songs, I like having them on the tour, and I would have it work the same it did on the real tour, just a bit more mashed up.

5. Death by a Thousand Cuts

Ok so I know this is ridiculous because it would never happen, but it's my ranking damn it! I can do whatever the hell I want. She would perform this on guitar instead of Lover.

Next up...

THE FEARLESS ERA -

I really love keeping Fearless and Lover at the front of the tour because I think they work so well together.

6. Fearless

7. You Belong with Me

8. Love Story

so yeah I'm gonna keep this beginning of Fearless exactly the same because I think it's perfect!

9. Forever and Always

Ok so for this song she would sit at a piano and do the full piano version of the song because I said so.

Next up...

THE SPEAK NOW ERA -

Idrk why it's here. It just is. But I'll tell you one thing, it's gonna be a lot more than Enchanted.

10. Sparks Fly

For this she would do it the EXACT same way she opened the speak now tour. The build up and then her popping up, "DROP EVERYTHING NOW!" OMG it's PERFECTION!!!

11. Dear John

So again, just like the speak now tour. It would be AMAZING to see those fireworks again. I miss them...

12. Mean

So for this song she would quick change into a different outfit, preferably a sparkly dress. She'd grab a banjo, and sing her goddamn heart out!

13. Haunted

She'd sing Haunted like a badass. That's it.

14. Better Than Revenge

(not taylor's version)

15. Long Live

This is the perfect way to end the era. "It was the end of an era!!!!"

Up next...

EVERMORE -

16. Willow

17. Cowboy Like Me

I really enjoy this song, I know a lot of people hate it but I think it's great.

18. Champagne Problems

19. Tolerate It

I mostly like Evermore as it is. Marjorie is too sad for me though, I'm sorry.

Up next...

FOLKLOREEEEEEEEEE -

(best album ever made) *cough cough*

20. Invisible String

I'm still pissed at Taylor for cutting this.

21. August

I really like to keep this song as it is. I love her little swirls in the dress.

22. The Last Great American Dynasty

Same thing as August, keep it the exact same.

23. Hoax

This is my favorite song on the album and no one is changing my damn mind.

24. My Tears Ricochet

I would die for this song AND it's Eras Tour choreo

25. Illicit Affairs Outro

Same as it is on the real tour.

Next...

RED -

26. 22 and I Knew You Were Trouble

I wanna do a mashup because I think they're important to the story of Red, but I need more slots.

27. Holy Ground

This is my favorite red song (besides ATW) so it needs to be on here

28. Begin Again

I need to see her singing this while singing on a giant Eiffel Tower.

29. All Too Well 10

Do I REALLY need to say anything?

Next...

THE REPUTATION ERAAAAAAA -

30. Don't Blame Me

I think this would make such a good opening to the era.

31. Dress

This song is so underrated and this would be GREAT acoustic.

32. New Year's Day

AGAIN, SO UNDERRATED. Also would be phenomenal acoustic.

33. Getaway Car

This is such an epic finale.

Now, I present to you...

1989 -

34. Blank Space

perfect opener

35. I Wish You Would

I'm OBSESSED with this MASTERPIECE!!!!

36. Clean

One of the best songs ever made. And this would be on piano

I kind of feel like a sinner for making 1989 so short. I DON'T HATE THE ALBUM GUYS I'M A HUGE 1989 STAN.

Now...

The Tortured Poets Departmentttttttttttttttttt -

37. Down Bad

It's iconic

38. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me

also iconic

39. loml

on piano i'd be dying

40. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

BEST FINALE EVER

Now, an amazing finale to the dylanswiftpoet eras tour!!!!!

MIDNIGHTS:

41. Hits Different

Having this as a full number would just hit different!

(haaahaahaa! I'm so funny!)

42. Bejeweled

Yes.

43. Would've Could've Should've

I'm obsessed with this song and I'd be dying. Literally on the floor dying.

44. You're Losing Me

also yes.

45. You're On Your Own Kid

This. Would. Be. The. Best. Finale. Of. All. Time.

YAYYYYY NOW IT'S TIME FOR SURPRISE SONGS

Piano: Sweet Nothing x Hoax

Guitar: Long Live x New Year's Day x The Manuscript

Byeeeeeeeee!!!

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