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hermes!! epic the musical is the only thing I’ve listened to for the last few days & had the sudden urge to do art for it! hopefully will be doing more soon :D

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i love amphinomus so vrey dearly. drops my headcanons everywgere.

he’s aroace. fight me on this i dare you.

only seeking penelope’s hand for family reasons

he just wants to be penelope’s friend more than anything!! platonic marriage even

gardener.. loves flowers and flower language!! i imagine in an au where he lives he could teach odysseus some flower language to give penelope gifts :)

he’s very averse to violence, doesn’t like hurting people or seeing people hurt, but he’s very strong and will use himself as a shield or such if needed!!

incredibly tall and also broad. like 6’6”-6’7” i think

i had more but i forgor

oh he has a bunny. this has very complicated context that i cannot explain

(a variety of these headcanons were in part developed with my lovely friend @dylbobaggins168!!)

(also hi @hymnoeides i know you like amphinomus.. sorry to mention you twice in like. 48 hours time but perhaps you wld like compensation for amphi being made evil?)

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uhhh feel free to use this with credit hehsjd

vers with a blood spatter (not graphic or anything) under the cut (no context) ↓

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tragedy lovers when the tragedy impacts them deeply: this is FUCKED UP. do it again and again forever please

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So I have a deep appreciation for late night host John Oliver and all he does, but I have an even greater love for one of his running gags. In several of his episodes he flashes up a joke alternative title card for his show and I have been collecting screenshots of these cards. Here is my collection.

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"i do believe the worst is behind us" did you forget about the dragon motherfucker like HELLO

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me every single time i’m on the edge of going fully insane about a new fandom: haha what if i just checked ao3. just for fun. just to see what there is. i won’t save anything or get in too deep i’ll just do some recon. i’ll just go see. for fun

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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

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murderers!

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i'm a jonathan apologist in a "he was absolutely an asshole during ppgw but tbf hearing another guy say he's in love with your girlfriend live onstage in front of an audience who are also seeing you get constantly humiliated and injured would be kind of a lot so i get it and i don't think he's that bad most of the time" way. he absolutely deserved that slap from sandra though <3

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Eleond: Can someone get me some tea?

Gil-Galad: You already have a drink.

Elrond: Yes, but I want tea not whatever this is...

Gil-Galad: You don't know what you're drinking?

Elrond: Hot chocolate, I think.

Gil-Galad: Are you sure about that?

Elrond: No. The cup had my name on it and was set out on my countertop so...

Gil-Galad: Elrond...

Elrond: I'm now 75% certain that it's only hot chocolate. The other 25% is for poisoned hot chocolate. And you don't poison hot chocolate! It's sacrilege.

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hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.