dylmatthews

[dylmatthews]

Okay well, like two couples do. Everyone else is passed out. You’re not wrong there though, I hate hearing people giving exact details on how they eat someone’s ass. So props to the people who don’t go around telling everyone about their sex life.

Oh, people definitely get laid. It’s just never the ones who pat their egos by talking about it. 

[dylmatthews]

“Oh. It’s okay, I guess. You um good?” 

“Sorry. You’re right. Shouldn’t have taken my anger out on you.”

[dylmatthews]

“Really who? Because it currently isn’t me. You sure you weren’t just apart of some sick joke?”

“Someone has clearly never been invited into exclusive society. Of course I did it for the notoriety. Now- it wouldn’t be a secret club if I went around telling everyone who asked, would it?”

[dylmatthews]

“Sometimes, not always though. Don’t believe most stories. And this Saturday? Hm, i must have missed that invite..are you sure it’s not next Saturday? I don’t think someone would forget to invite me...”

“Some of them might be right, which is actually kind of scary. Did you hear about the party Saturday? I’m sure there are going to be a few drunk messes there.”

[dylmatthews]

Task || 001

Task #1: Introducing Me

BASIC INFORMATION

What’s your full name? Dylanne Avery Matthews.

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they and why do you have them? Dyl is about it, nothin' too special. It's faster to say than Dylanne

When is your birthday? October 31st, that’s right I’m a Halloween baby.

Where were you born? Where do you live currently in the city? Exactly where I live now, the upper east side. One of the best places there is.

What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio

PERSONALITY

What is your Hogwarts house? The quiz said Slytherin, I don't disagree with it one bit.

What is your personality type? (You can either choose yourself or take this quiz in character) ESTP, “The Entrepreneur”

What do you think are your best traits? Um, I'm very social? I’m always talking, like really sometimes I don’t shut up at all.

What do you think are your worst traits? Caring, ew. Sometimes I care sometimes I don't. Most of the time I don't want to care.

What is your pet peeve?

When i have to write with a dull pencil, ugh it makes me want to scream. 

People who chew with their mouth open.

Gum. Gum. Gum. If you're going to chew it at least make not noticeable. I can't stand with people play with their gum or anything in general about gum.

What are your hobbies? Hobbies..hobbies..hobbies? Do I have hobbies? I mean gymnastics if that counts. Maybe partying.

APPEARANCE

What is your height? Five feet and four inches.

What is your hair color? Right now blonde, i might go back to brown though.

What is your eye color?

Green.

Any tattoos and/or piercings? Not yet, not too sure if I should get any.

Any birth marks? I have a birthmark right on top of my hip bone.

FAMILY

Who are your parents? John Anthony Matthews and Alison Mckenzie Matthews Wood.

What are their jobs? Mom's the CEO of some fashion label and dad is a congressmen. 

What’s your relationship with your parents like? Nearly non-existent. I'm not too close to them since their divorce. It's fine though, I have other people around. I currently am living with my dad and my mom tries calling at least once a week. I love them both, I just rather not be close to them anymore.

Do you have any pets? If so what kind and what are their names? Yes, Psycho, my adorable pug.

Do you have any siblings? If so, what are their names and how old are they? Kara Lynne Carlyle, is my step sister if she counts. She's my age and grade, her mom married my dad.

FAVORITES

What is your favorite color? Teal blue and princess pink. Grey too. 

What is your favorite animal? Monkeys! They're so cute.

What is your favorite sport? To watch football, I love watching football. To play? I'm not much of an athlete. If I absolutely had to chose it'd be either volleyball or softball.

What is your favorite food? Who doesn't love ice cream? And cupcakes, the icing is so amazing.

What is your favorite season? Summer is the best time of the year, and I love the beach. Winter too though, I love the snow and the clothes is sooo cute.

What is your favorite holiday? My birthday, a day all about me...and Halloween.

What is your favorite vacation spot? Bora Bora, or anywhere tropical.

What is your favorite type of pizza? Cheese? Not a big fan of pizza.

What’s your favorite song? Stolen Dance Milky Chance and Wanderlust by The Weeknd.

What’s your favorite book? We Were Liars by E. Lockhart and The Summer of Skinny Dipping by Amanda Howells. Both made me cry like a baby.

What’s your favorite TV show? Saved by the Bell... Zack Morris is so heart eyed emoji.

What’s your favorite movie? Step Up 3 is my all time favorite movie along with Finding Nemo.

ETC.

Have you ever been in love? Nope, not big on the love scene.

Are you in a relationship currently? If so, with who? No, I don't intend to be either to be honest.

What are your plans for after you graduate? Princeton, here I come.

What do you want to be when you grow up? A lawyer. Maybe though, perhaps, I'll take over my mom or even start my own brand.

What’s your most embarrassing memory? Once upon a time, on the happiest place on earth... I was at Disneyland, I was thirteen years old and I was with dad and his then girlfriend. Kara was there as well, it was supposed to be some bonding time or something. Well, I remember seeing a really cute boy, like woo super cute. I still remember his face like damn. Point is I kept seeing him, like everywhere and he was always smiling when he saw me. I was thirteen okay, thirteen...so I thought ya know he was trying to get at me. Boy was I wrong because well, I took a small trip to the bathroom and it turns out I had started my period...my first ever period at Disneyland...and the cute boy was laughing at my stained shorts. It was so yikes, i hate remembering it.

What did you dress up as for Halloween this year? I was Marilyn Monroe, and I’d say I pulled it off very well.

How do you envision yourself when you’re 35 years old? Super successful business women, with a beautiful family.

What’s an interesting/weird fact about yourself? I remember everyone’s birthday just from hearing it once. So if you’re looking to get a happy birthday, don’t be an asshole to me.

[dylmatthews]

“Excluding you, you don’t even count anymore. You get laid nearly every other day. You should at least limit it to once a week or else you’re going to end up catching something.”

“Well… I wouldn’t say nobody gets laid.”

[dylmatthews]

“Okay, hilarious then. But right, they can hardly remember what even happened and they still tell everyone they got laid.”

“You said it was funny twice, but I agree. People love talking about getting laid but usually everyone ends up too drunk to stand up.”

[dylmatthews]

”It’s funny how every time we have a party everyone talks about how much sex they are going to have, yet nobody even gets laid. It’s kinda funny to be honest.”

[dylmatthews]

“Sweetheart, yikes. Did you really do all that just to get into a club? Do you hate yourself? You could’ve simply cussed out the members, then they’ll easily let you in. What club did you do this for?”

“So here I am in lace panties in the middle of a cemetery when the the cops roll up and I have to pretend like I’m attempting to contact Jim Morrison. I knew it’d never work any way, with one half of him in Savannah and the other in France, but there was no way I was explaining to the cop that I was there on some twisted dare to get into an exclusive high school club.”

[dylmatthews]

Dylanne groaned as she put her keys into her purse and powered walk through each hall. Once again, she was late. She didn’t exactly intend to be late today, but her sleeping schedule was off and she did not want to risk looking awful at school. She slowed down when she saw the boy against the lockers. She scanned over him and could quickly tell why he wasn’t in class. “Me? I’m late. Usual. What’s your excuse?” she asked.

this shit gets old || open

It always seemed to return to uniforms with Caleb. Not ironed enough, untucked, unbuttoned. He stood in hallway propped up against a wall, smiling lazily at each pair of legs that passed him. He had been thrown out of his first period class for coming dressed improperly, but didn’t feel like seeing the principle right away. Loitering seemed like the best option.

A familiar pair of eyes caught the teenage delinquent’s attention. “-should you be in second period?” Caleb snickered, his eyes gleaming disdainfully up at them.

[dylmatthews]

Thanks, I do find myself pretty smart sometimes, but hell yeah they probably were. What idiot texts someone a hundred time before they even realize it was a joke? Have you ever fell for it? You seem like you’d fall for it.

Smart girl, dumb guy. Hey, I’m sure Red Cross is happy as fuck about his donation.

[dylmatthews]

“I got one of those the other day too, disgusting. It wasn’t even an impressive pic, like if you’re gonna send one make sure it’s decent at least.”

“So I got a dick pic texted to me from a blocked number today… Why are people like this?”

[dylmatthews]

I tried this the other day, it surprisingly worked. I told him to keep texting me redcross until I replied, he donated around a thousand.

Girls, if you’re at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put your number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief.

[dylmatthews]

“Aw Stella, you know I mostly get my brains from you. Ohh yes! We can have Beyonce’s song flawless playing, I mean what a perfect song to suit us! They’ll probably need to censor some of the words, though.”

“true, true. dyl, you’re so fuckin’ smart! oh, yeah. we wake up– flawless. post up– flawless. ridin’ round in in– flawless. you know the cards that sing when you open them? that’s how it’ll be with when you open to our section in the textbook. it’s a glorious thought! classrooms across america blasting flawless as they learn about us.”

[dylmatthews]

“It’s a dumb controversial topic. I don’t even think my dad cares for it, just trying to spark a conversation with me ya know? Next time try bringing up something more entertaining.”

“It just came up at breakfast. It’s been in all the papers. It’s become a very controversial topic.” 

[dylmatthews]

“Oh, that’s where my dad got all this nonsense from. He wouldn’t shut up about it when we were driving home. I suppose you were the one who talked to him about this?”

“I am so done with this Starbucks nonsense. It’s a coffee cup. It’s red. Get over it.” 

[dylmatthews]

“Maybe they killed it because they tried killing us? Ya never know, I mean they’re hiding them for a reason. And of course it’ll be their favorite thing to read about, who wouldn’t love reading about us? Look at us, we’re flawless together.”

“i think i’d be sad to see a dead alien body just laying there. what have they done? they don’t fuckin’ deserve this!– yes, yes, yes! it’s happenin’. dynamic duo takin’ over. this’ll be everyone’s favorite thing to read about in the history books in the future.”