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“You attempt to vore the wall. However, you find you can’t get your mouth around the entire thing because it’s a goddamn wall.”

-A very, very stressed out DM (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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Cary Grant learns that his sweet aunts have a rather dark secret in Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

Featuring: Josephine Hull and Jean Adair

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I saw an opportunity and I took it

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dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

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dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

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wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

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star trek: the next generation + text posts

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This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

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catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black

all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????

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Chris is reading Men at Arms

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first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

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BY A WHAT

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a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

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