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Nikolay Punin, from a diary entry featured in The Diaries of Nikolay Punin: 1904 - 1953

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The way I see ao3 trending and already know it's a crash like at this point the ao3 tag trending is just the literal notification sign for ao3 being down

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Posted: 19:56 UTC 11 June, 2025

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Announcing ao3 is down within seconds feels like what being a town crier the day of a volcan eruption must've been . i imagine

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my heart is stilled, by the touch of your hand | michael kaiser x reader

warning: intentional lowercase. kaiser is a warning in and of himself, mention of being hit(kaisers backstory), and... that's it ig. lmk if something needs to be tagged.

an: this just came to me, and kaiser has not been exiting my brain, so i had to write for him. do not feed any of my works into AI, or i'm gonna be under your bed. this might have slightly yan kaiser but that's just normal kaiser to me tbh. title inspired by the song No Plan by Hozier. Graphics by @uzmacchiato

there are few things in the world that kaiser hates, but nearly all of them include being separated from you in some form. there is a loud possessiveness about him, it's not secret. he likes owning things. other people may try to keep it at bay, their desire to protect(possess) their partner. but not him. he knows he wants you close and he keeps you close. by any means necessary.

you're at home and you're humming a song you just heard on reels and you're scrolling next to him, in your peace, you'd think there's nothing wrong with that, right? it's just some mindless scrolling. but every second you're on the phone is a second your attention, your touch is not on him. his hands are on you then, pulling you closer, and touches and kisses leave your mind full of nothing but him as your phone lies forgotten somewhere on the table (just like he intended). you're doe-eyed and loose limbed by the time he's done with you, and he smiles, examining you like a particularly interesting morsel he's about to have.

he's greedy, and glutting himself on your attention is an indulgence he wants to swim in forever. you're so sweet for him, you treat him like he's made of something delicate and precious with your soft eyes and your soft smiles and your soft hands that cradle him to you at night gently, so gently. he's never know a touch like yours. you don't know what it is like to softly touch someone who's been hit hard his whole life. it's like a drug he can't get enough of, like a balm that soothes his aching heart. he thinks he could die if you stopped touching him (god forbid he lets it show on his face). you never say no to him and you touch him like you want to, like he's not something dirty. you know, he's never letting you leave, right? not now that he knows what it's like to be touched by you.

you'll never have to worry about being clingy in the relationship, because kaiser will outdo you on that front, to be sure.

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x reader defender till I die people are out here figuring out how to write the most fully fleshed out most interesting readers ever with backstory and personality while maintaining a relatability that is so true to life it's like im looking in a mirror and ur gonna look at me and say that it's a lesser form of fanfic

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unfort i do think it’s a little hot if you and your ‘best friend’ have all this tension and lowkey ruin each others romantic relationships and prospects

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to the young who want to die by Gwendolyn Brooks

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my heart is stilled, by the touch of your hand | michael kaiser x reader

warning: intentional lowercase. kaiser is a warning in and of himself, mention of being hit(kaisers backstory), and... that's it ig. lmk if something needs to be tagged.

an: this just came to me, and kaiser has not been exiting my brain, so i had to write for him. do not feed any of my works into AI, or i'm gonna be under your bed. this might have slightly yan kaiser but that's just normal kaiser to me tbh. title inspired by the song No Plan by Hozier. Graphics by @uzmacchiato

there are few things in the world that kaiser hates, but nearly all of them include being separated from you in some form. there is a loud possessiveness about him, it's not secret. he likes owning things. other people may try to keep it at bay, their desire to protect(possess) their partner. but not him. he knows he wants you close and he keeps you close. by any means necessary.

you're at home and you're humming a song you just heard on reels and you're scrolling next to him, in your peace, you'd think there's nothing wrong with that, right? it's just some mindless scrolling. but every second you're on the phone is a second your attention, your touch is not on him. his hands are on you then, pulling you closer, and touches and kisses leave your mind full of nothing but him as your phone lies forgotten somewhere on the table (just like he intended). you're doe-eyed and loose limbed by the time he's done with you, and he smiles, examining you like a particularly interesting morsel he's about to have.

he's greedy, and glutting himself on your attention is an indulgence he wants to swim in forever. you're so sweet for him, you treat him like he's made of something delicate and precious with your soft eyes and your soft smiles and your soft hands that cradle him to you at night gently, so gently. he's never know a touch like yours. you don't know what it is like to softly touch someone who's been hit hard his whole life. it's like a drug he can't get enough of, like a balm that soothes his aching heart. he thinks he could die if you stopped touching him (god forbid he lets it show on his face). you never say no to him and you touch him like you want to, like he's not something dirty. you know, he's never letting you leave, right? not now that he knows what it's like to be touched by you.

you'll never have to worry about being clingy in the relationship, because kaiser will outdo you on that front, to be sure.

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warm up no.1

Michael Kaiser x gn!reader | wc: 406 | fluff/crack| suggestive (nothing happens... but...read cw)

cw: kaiser says "cock" once , poor attempts at humor, author wants the shirt they describe, no use of y/n or pronouns, author is self indulgent (he always is), suggestive (kaiser again)

It was a joke at the beginning; but the shirt is so comfortable that you can’t help but wear it. The shirt itself is dark grey, with bright pink text which reads: “I ♡ my girlfriend” and in the heart, is a picture of Kaiser in his kit. 

Kaiser is busy, so you can’t go ask him for permission, but you presume he wouldn’t mind too much as he likes when you carry around reminders that he’s yours (and vice versa). 

You’re doing some chores in it, wearing nothing but some cinnamoroll shorts and the tshirt. 

‘“What. the hell are you wearing?” He’s only been gone for a month. An away game and some tour and interviews… and—

you get over the surprise visit of your boyfriend quite fast, and switch gears. 

“you don’t like it?” You feel insulted, but the face Kaiser makes is enough for you to start cackling. 

“sh–shouldn’t you find this flattering? Look, I’m parading around with your face on my torso." You spin around, letting the slightly oversized shirt flutter around you.  “I mayyyy have overestimated the size.” 

“Yeah, I love it as much as I love people asking about you in my interviews,” Michael scoffs, and takes his shoes off, “But girlfriend? seriously?” 

You gape “that's the part that bothers you? Not the neon pink or the way the text is off center?” 

“Of course that's what you’re worried about. And this photo isn’t even the best one you have of me—”

He reaches for your phone, and ignores your sputtering protests in order to pull up a picture of himself. 

“see? this is what should be there.” A photo of Kaiser, shirt unbuttoned and fabric sticking to his skin. 

“Hey— that photo is for my eyes only.” You clutch your phone to your chest, eyes beading with faux tears. “To think you want to flaunt one of my prized possessions—” 

Michael is flabbergasted “you have WAY more scandalous, and frankly more attractive photos of me and my cock lying around—” 

Pointing is objectively rude, but you do it anyway: “That was vulgar, and this," you point at your chest, "is my favorite picture of you anyway.” 

He sighs and puts a hand on your waist, not because he missed you or anything. But he is a liar.

“You look cute anyway. My face is right where it should be. In your chest—”

someone slept on the couch that night.  

a/n: debated posting this but. I gave into the urge anyway. this man!!!! ohhh I hate him >:x... I love him very dearly.

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even if Kaiser grows distant from you, the lack of physical distance makes up for the emotional one.

the most minuscule sign of your distance has him doubling efforts to make you know that you need him. You can't escape him even if you tried (he's already cemented the fact that you're meant for him in his mind).

your eyes can't even wander, because he overwhelms you with affection. Eventually you forget about any discontent in your relationship because of how obsessed he is with you.

he's not chaining you down or anything, but he makes sure to spoil you so well.

he didn't study psychology for no reason either. He knows what buttons to press, what makes people more susceptible to his charms ....

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girls be like "i know a spot" and then keep you in their hearts forever

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it's my birthday. well. it's about to stop being my birthday in about 50 minutes.

all of you that have friends and family and acquaintances that care about you, keep them close. even if their calls are annoying, or they spam you with reels on insta. or if they double text, triple text you, just cause it's the way they talk.

let me tell you something. it's always, always a blessing to be remembered. you have a space in someone's memory. that's a beautiful thing. never let go of it.

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Do u think his rattails are detachable

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Micheal 'My girl can wear whatever she wants because i can break your jaw' Kaiser.

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wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic

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𝒦𝒶𝑒𝓎𝒶'𝓈 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒

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