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today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment
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I've not felt peace since I found out that there's a new yaoi gatcha game starring shirai "shoved a hairspray can up his ass and talked about it on live radio" "posted a video on youtube where he just crawled around on the floor pretending to be a cat for 20 minutes" yusuke that has gotten banned off the app store for having explicit uncensored sex scenes within less than a week of its release and that it's been blowing up among minors on TikTok who are seriously trying to gatekeep it against anyone who's not mlm. Also the plot is unironically just the JO crystal post

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Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.
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new one again bc the old one died. tldr I am a disabled autistic person living with his also disabled autistic boyfriend and we need extra help with money
my boyfriend works but his job likes to randomly cut his hours and the pay isn't the best, and I cannot work. he drives a lot during work which in turn makes us need gas a lot, which is where a good chunk of our paycheck ends up going every week. the rest usually goes to bills.
no goal bc we always need help. thank you for reading & reblogging, even $1 goes a long way. thank you. please help us if you can
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new one again bc the old one died. tldr I am a disabled autistic person living with his also disabled autistic boyfriend and we need extra help with money
my boyfriend works but his job likes to randomly cut his hours and the pay isn't the best, and I cannot work. he drives a lot during work which in turn makes us need gas a lot, which is where a good chunk of our paycheck ends up going every week. the rest usually goes to bills.
no goal bc we always need help. thank you for reading & reblogging, even $1 goes a long way. thank you. please help us if you can
pp / ca
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(FLASHING COLORS) Girasol
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I’ve collected quite a few vintage dragons – see what treasures they’re guarding!
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new one again bc the old one died. tldr I am a disabled autistic person living with his also disabled autistic boyfriend and we need extra help with money
my boyfriend works but his job likes to randomly cut his hours and the pay isn't the best, and I cannot work. he drives a lot during work which in turn makes us need gas a lot, which is where a good chunk of our paycheck ends up going every week. the rest usually goes to bills.
no goal bc we always need help. thank you for reading & reblogging, even $1 goes a long way. thank you. please help us if you can
pp / ca
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have y'all ever met someone online and less than a day later they are experiencing the most disastrous crash-out of their lives and you're just awkwardly standing there like
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Lu Xinjian — Reflections - Jiang Nan No. 7 (acrylic on canvas, 2018)
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if the entire beautiful nation of China depends on me ordering delicious food, who am I to deny this duty
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losing my shit over this line
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